Posted by Hamilton Lad in the comments, I thought it deserved a wider audience
We worry Gareth Morgan
Are you a fool, or is there doubt?
Make it easy for us Gareth,
Open mouth – remove all doubt!
We worry Gareth Morgan
We can’t see where you’re at.
Are you working on our KiwiSaver
Or trying to kill our cat?
We worry Gareth Morgan,
You stunned us quite a bunch,
When you threw those bucks at Happy Feet
Then turned him into lunch!
We worry Gareth Morgan
You’ve made this such a farce
How does a garden gnome get his head
That far up his arse?
