Sledge of the Day – As popular as a pussy cat at Gareth Morgan’s house

John Key was on form in the house today, first up his Sledge of the Day against David Cunliffe:

BONUS VIDEO: John Key’s sledges the Green Taliban

 

  • cows4me

    Good stuff JK, that’s the way to attack these socialist two bobs, mock the bastards. They can’t stand it when someone laughs at their expense, they take themselves so seriously. Keep it up JK.

  • John1234

    Funniest line was left out: Key told Shearer to put a bell on Cunliffe so he could hear him coming.
    Priceless.

  • Hazards001

    POLICY FFS some goddamn policy and some hitback at the bullshit from the left. A 15 year old could have come out with the damn bell…well maybe not..it was pretty good but still….

  • Pissedoffyouth

    herald going on about how Turei smashed Key – yeah right!

    • sheppy

      All Turei did is make me turn off the TV.
      If that lot get anywhere near the reins a too low NZ dollar will be the problem as the global investment community runs for the hills.
      They’ll need to print money as nobody will lend it to them!

      • sheppy

        Ps do you reckon Winston had been on the sauce?

        • Pissedoffyouth

          Never not seen him on it

    • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz Whaleoil

      I’m told that jacket she had on was worth about $1800…nothing but the best for the green taliban

      • Lion_ess

        Very flattering it was too.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Sheep said – “Kiwis don’t want stand up comedy. They want somebody to stand up for them” – Go Sheep go, you are a winner!

  • Meg

    John Key made an absolute fool of himself today, and demonstrated that he actually worried National will get the boot at the next election.

    • Lion_ess

      No-one gets the chance to make a fool of themselves with Captain Mumble-fuck around Meg? Even his own side think he’s an idiot.

      • Meg

        No, I think most in National support Key for now.

        • Lion_ess

          You were clearly too afraid to click on the Brian Edwards link – here I’ve added it for you – hold your nose and have a read – there’s only one babbling clown in the circus Meg – Brian Edwards names him for you.

          http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/2013/01/edwards-on-shearer/

          • Meg

            Brian needs to learn how to spell John Key’s name.

          • Lion_ess

            Yup (laughs)

          • Lion_ess

            Liking your own comments (laughs again)

          • Meg

            Sorry to upset your delicate frame of mind, but wrongo dingo.

            And laughing at your own jokes is rather sad. Perhaps you could hire some friends to laugh with you. Or at you.

          • Travis Poulson

            Maybe she could hire some of your friends: Teacherscock, Gayguy, kosh103 or Paul G-R.

    • Ronnie Chow

      I saw a Prime Minister proud of his efforts to reboot the economy after Helen Clark dissolved the biggest surplus NZ ever had .
      Like a lot of hippies , Meg etc . , you will be forever giving way when turning left .

      • Meg

        I saw a babbling clown trying to downplay the failures of his government.

        • M3N78L

          those red tinted lenses are fucking with your eyes

          • Troy

            that and more… just fucked up thinking – negative, bordering on depression over the positivity of Key and the numerous achievements made – Meg is a prime example of what a Labour govt under Shearer would be like – pitiful, nannified, bludgist and void of realism. A fucking joke.

          • Meg

            I would not call NZ sliding down the rankings in a number of world wide indicators as a positive thing.

            But then the right have always lived in la la land.

          • Meg

            Not at all. More likely your blue tinted glasses are preventing you seeing the true Key.

            Key tells us that the Government has some serious work to do, then acts like a complete fool in the House.

            He was an embarrassment yesterday. Here’s hoping he behaves like a PM today and not a giggling idiot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/church.db.91 Daniel Church

    JK at his best. Epic.

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