Some Dickheads Never Learn

As dumb as it is to drive drunk, it’s even dumber to brag about it on social media to 655 people on your friends list.

Jacob Cox-Brown, an 18-year-old from Oregon, learned that lesson on New Year’s Day when police showed up at his door after they were alerted to a Facebook post he wrote about driving drunk, reports.

“Drivin drunk… classsic ;) but to whoever’s vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P,” the status update read, according to the news outlet.

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Astoria Police Department, Oregon


Not so “classic” to Jacob Cox-Brown was the fact that some of his more sensible friends dobbed him in, and was charged with two counts of failing to perform the duties of a driver. The facebook ┬áconfession was insufficient evidence for a drunk driving charge.

He doesn’t get any smarter though, denying afterwards that he had even been driving drunk and mouthing off about his friends that did the right thing:


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  • Orange

    Previous arrest for burglary and criminal mischief, nice.