‘Whangarei Flick’ Gets Ousted By Travis The Tractor As Horrid Mascot

Poor Flick the fire engine from Whangarei has been so busy this summer that he’s lost his job as the Horrid mascot. Flick was ousted yesterday by up and coming talent Travis the Tractor in yesterday’s cabinet reshuffle at the Newspaper.

Travis the tractor

wrong pic, dickheads

Sadly a man in his seventies was killed when he was caught in machinery while helping repair mowing equipment, and journalistic integrity also died not long after. Unfortunately the above tractor isn’t the kind you would use at a school for mowing, around 100-110hp, tractor grip tires instead of turf mowing tires, oh….and don’t forget the rotary hay rake instead of a mower on the back.

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