Because if you don’t they will marry your girlfriend!
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Gay marriage threads again. Dotcom must have come back.
Has to be a bloody site better then have them marry my mates.
Show us a picture of your missus and we’ll let you know.
Probably a picture of my mates would be more your cup of tea Mitch but I fear you would probably have heart palpitations, been rough tough farmers and all.
You’re talking to an ex-miner/smelter operator, who lived in the asshole of Queensland for years surviving on the miserable scraps that were questionably advertised as female.
Unless your mates are gay, there is no chance of a gay guy marring any of your mates.
Unless the gay guy is ashamed of his lifestlye choice there is also no chance of him stealing your girlfriend.