Cannibal Cop is having dinner with a friend, when he says “I hate my wife” and the other one says “That’s okay; just eat the rice.”
What did Cannibal Cop do after he dumped his wife? ¬†He wiped. ¬†He’s got standards you know.
As the Cannibal cop slides his wife into the pot he realises she’s on her period. ¬†“Oh well”, he says, “Gazpacho it is”.
Why has the Cannibal Cop not planned to kill, cook and eat any Chinese women? ¬† Because he’d be hungry again an hour later.
What does Cannibal cop call midgets? ¬†Snacks.
Why won’t Cannibal Cop eat divorced women? ¬†They’re very bitter.
Did you hear about the Cannibal friend who arrived late for the Cannibal Cop dinner?¬†He gave him the cold shoulder.
Cannibal Cop’s thought for the day: ¬†Every fight is a food fight.
Apparently Cannibal Cop has a wife and ate kids.
One day a Cannibal Cop goes to his favourite restaurant. There, normal people cost $25 a plate, ¬†but Green Party politicians cost $150. He asks, “How come Green Party pollies cost so much?” ¬†The waiter answers, “Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?”