Kate Chapman and some useless Fairfax failed blogger have analysed the MPs dress sense. It is quiteÂ humorous. Especially the comments about Ruth Dyson.
Williamsâ€™ verdict? Middle-aged housewife. Â â€˜â€˜Those high-necked jackets she wears make her top half look heavier than it is. One and two-button jackets will leave the chest area open and break up the width of her body.â€™â€™
Yeah…about that…the top looks pretty heavy from where I am looking at it. Dyson of course is the top pick for worst dressed MP…ther eis nothing you can do about her width…save stand next to Caropotamus Beaumont.Â
They have a crack at Jami-lee Ross too:
We think he overcompensates for being one of Parliamentâ€™s younger MPs by sporting the older manâ€™s favourite, the pinstripe suit.
Williams: â€˜â€˜Many men make the mistake of thinking pinstripe suits are smart. In actual fact they are categorised under â€˜monopoly menâ€™, â€˜mobsterâ€™ or â€˜sleaze ballâ€™. Solid colour suits are much more elegant.â€™â€™
Newsflash sweetie, he is Parliament’s Youngest MP. Pretty sure Jami-lee is practising his mafia don lines right now…he will certainly be laughing at this review.
Murray McCully gets a shellacking though:
AÂ political opponent once described him as looking like heâ€™d been left out overnight in the rain. All that international schmoozing hasnâ€™t smartened him up any.
Williams: â€˜â€˜Did you know it only costs about $50 to take your suit to the tailor and get it fitted properly? Amazing.â€™â€™