Is your cat plotting to kill you?

Truth has this image in order to work out if your cat is plotting to kill you:

plotting cat

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  • http://voakl.net/ Ben Ross

    So is you cat trying to kill you

    And for today’s Debate:

    Did we domesticate the cat 5,000 years ago
    Or
    Did the cat domesticate itself into our lives?

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Welfare. See first man feed the cat, and that’s when the trouble started. They just come back for more, and even steal

  • Troy

    All this cat stuff has gone just a bit too feral hasn’t it?

  • LesleyNZ

    Oh no! My darling cat does most of these – except the kitty litter (phew I am not to be buried) and she doesn’t sprint out of the room anymore – too old. Think I am safe. Noticed her clawing has increased though…………………….will be keeping a close eye on her from now on. Already this morning I have given in to her stares and opened the door for her – she must use her cat door from now on!

  • AzaleaB

    What about dog clues? My choc lab and multi cultural (mongrel) lab do the following:

    -drool when they see me ( meals on legs…)
    -sniff and lick legs and toes ( taste test?)
    -jump up and flatten me to ground when I least expect it
    -the rather rotund choc lab runs up at speed…slams on brakes too late and bowls me over (practice for later ‘wipeout’??)
    -near removal of digits when delivering last of dinner scraps
    -choc lab also snores so loudly I can hear her from her kennels…perhaps testing my hearing ability for later stealth attack! BTW she is only 2 years old

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