Do you think David Shearer sucks? Well, why not suck him!

via Boing Boing

via Boing Boing

Do you think you’re cute enough for people to “just want to eat you up?”

Well, now they can.

You can have your body 3D laser scanned and the data is used to create human gummies shaped just  like you.

via spoon-tamago.com

via spoon-tamago.com

via spoon-tamago.com

via spoon-tamago.com

These would be great for Green and Labour activist market stands who can now give out free gummi politicians for people to suck on.

I think the Parekura Horomia ones will be popular.

As you can see from the photo, they can be coloured to suit your preference or your political party colours.

NZ First will need to wait a little longer, as the food technologists haven’t anticipated being asked for a flavouring that resembles half bile/half sucked Throatie, but they assure me they are half way with at least the smell of a ruptured colostomy bag coming from the latest test batch.

 

Source:  Spoon & Tamago, H/T: Boing Boing

  • http://twitter.com/Inventory2 Keeping Stock

    So who’s going to volunteer to be scanned for a prototype penis lolly for Michael Wood?

    • Travis Poulson

      *dislike*

    • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/ Petal

      He can start his own theme park called Lollywood

      /me runs away and hides

  • cows4me

    Yeah they should make some of Shearer, be good laxatives.

  • GregM

    Could I have a bag of nice pink Jacindas please ?

  • thor42

    Someone should do some fish-flavoured ones of Helen Clark. Nasty flavour to go with the ugly face (and personality).

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