LEAKED: Labour’s new communications strategy

Things must be tough in the Labour party, they are having to resort to kids with crayons to create their marketing collateral:

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I wonder if David Shearer approved this message…there is certainly no authorisation notice in sight.

  • lofty

    How jolly classy…

  • blokeintakapuna

    Kids of pollies or unionists most likely. Too young, dumb and full of enthusiasm following in their parents footsteps – unable or unwilling to think for themselves. The crayon sign proves their age… the language proves they’re probably spawn of unionists or from Labour… and they don’t even know they’re being played like pawns in a political chess game – except their side only has the checker pieces and not the chess pieces…

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    Wow. They must be after the feral inbreed vote.

  • http://twitter.com/zolteg zolteg

    Looks like a PPTA Stopwork meeting to me…..

  • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/ Petal

    Labour: Condoms and lollies.

    • http://www.facebook.com/arranh Arran Hunt

      Unfortunately some of their members get the two confused, creating more people who will vote Labour to keep themselves poor and underprivileged.

  • Simo

    Jeeeezzz, just gobsmacking stupidity

  • James M

    The statement itself is null and void. Apparently Labour protects you whilst you are being fucked. What exactly are they protecting you from while they allow the fucking to continue?

    Asset sales? Because well all need protection from these popular majority rules.

    • Agent BallSack

      Under Labour you get paid a fair wage whilst being fucked thanks to the prostitution reform bill Aunty Helen pushed through.

      • James M

        And now we have sex workers defecating on the streets thanks to this reform. Another poorly thought out law change National has to fix up and get them off the streets and in under a roof.

        Its illegal for people to stand on the street corner or intersection washing car windows for loose change. How is it then ok for hookers to use the same method for their clients

    • Dave

      They are saying Labour is like a condom, as a thin film of synthetic material, covered in sliminess……. yup, Thin, Synthetic, Slimy…….sounds just like Labour!!

  • maninblack

    thats a discrace.. How can anyone in labour be taken seriously is thats the sort of argument they put forward on why you should vote for them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/arranh Arran Hunt

    Wow, who would have thought Labour would make a grandiose statement without the use of a single point or fact?

  • blokeintakapuna

    Surely unauthorised electioneering billboards must be against the law?
    Will the police press charges?

  • Troy

    The Liabour Party – nasty is as nasty does. If they have to resort to signs like that then they have much more to worry about if they want to gain back the treasury benches.

    • http://www.facebook.com/arranh Arran Hunt

      Could you imagine the uproar if National tried something like that? I’m glad we don’t and that we can get elected without black mailing emotions of making broad but unbacked accusations.

      • niggly

        You got it, if National did that then TV3, Fairfax, NZ Herald, Wussel & Labour would go on about for days and be calling for JK to resign…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=706456651 Nigel Sherrie Fairweather-Hunt

    charmers.

  • http://twitter.com/Inventory2 Keeping Stock

    No amount of rubber could protect decent, hard-working New Zealanders from a Labour-Green government.

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      Yeah, made worse by Mana and Winston stabbing the packs with drawing pins.

  • unsol

    The statement is an oxymoron, but that is hardly a surprise given the left wing have a vacuum where normal people have brains.

    More importantly, is the placard meant to be a condom? And are those condoms in the bowl? Who are these people? Is this what our taxes support – crass & moronic messages that are devoid of logic, good policy & mature adults actually capable of leading this country?

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Shows Sheep’s class…..

  • Chris Fleming

    More ammunition to be used in the next election. Thanks Labour.

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