Beautiful demonstration of the concept of spurious correlation. Miscreants eating bread before committing crimes is another (97% of them had bread in the week before breaking the law!).
I swapped my knife and gun for a computer, looks like I’m not alone.
All people who drank milk died. Don’t drink milk.
See, Margaret Thatcher was trying to do those 7-year olds a favour.
That explains my recent lack of Murderous rage!