That’s some mighty fine drumsticks!
Rumour has it Tegal have cloned Moa DNA with a centipede and have produced 8 legged massive chickens. No one knows what it will taste like yet though, as they haven’t been able to catch them yet…
Don’t worry the “maoris” will claim it and they will establish customary rights to hunt and eat moa. No-one else of any other race will be allowed to catch and eat moa unless maori provide a permit which requires a certain amount of KOHA!
You won’t miss out spollyike, I’ll sell you some :) Hangi or BBQ?
As long as it’s “manuka416” smoked!
Looks like Helun in Big Birds suit
A decent high powered hunting rifle should be able to knock the bastard off quite nicely.
Who the moa or manuka416?
Now that’s gotta be a GCSB agent spying on a good clean living Kiwi!.
Nah, it’s the maori council chasing ordinary kiwi hunters and trampers out of the urewera’s.
Oh, well that’s OK then.
That’s a screen-cap from the Air NZ safety video.
The scene starts at 3:57
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