He’ll have a sore arse too

Oh the poor wee diddums was getting a hard time in jail, hope he enjoys his next stop at the pokie:

A young red-headed burglar who once complained about getting a hard time in prison because of his age and physical appearance will have an unpleasant next few months.

That’s because Jordan Terrance Marsh, 18, will again be behind bars.

In the Palmerston North District Court yesterday, he was jailed for 11 months on four charges of burglary and one each of theft and breaching a sentence of supervision. 

On top of that, he had already been jailed by a Tauranga court for breaching home detention and unlawfully entering motor vehicles and faces a total of two years inside.

Last year Judge Barbara Morris imposed home detention on one of the burglary charges and gave Marsh a chance to prove he could live without committing crime. On that occasion a tearful Marsh told the court he was having a rough ride in prison.

“Just yesterday a Nomad gang member spat in my face because I ate my breakfast and didn’t give it to him.

“Prison has been really hard for me being a little red-headed white boy.”

Stop committing crimes then you dumb-arse.

  • Sponge

    Fuck em.

  • http://www.facebook.com/colin.cloudesley Colin Cloudesley

    “Look boys here he comes again, who wants to be first”? “ok Bull you first”

  • cows4me

    Oh well you can be assured that when he gets out he won’t be stealing any nomad’s breakfasts.

  • richard.b

    Shit like this frustrates the F@#* out of me.
    Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I poke my finger in my eye.
    Then don’t bloody poke your finger in your eye!!!
    How many times does Bubba need to bend this little prick over table before he realises life might be better on the outside.

    • Bunswalla

      Doctor doctor, I can’t feel my legs!!!

      Of course you can’t, I’ve cut your hands off.

  • tarkwin

    Hopefully he’ll meet up with Mr Big(KDC) in the showers and get a dose of the tried and true chilli and vaseline suppository. Maybe then he will give going straight a whirl.

  • Lofty

    In the cell:

    Bubba: do you want to be Mummy or Daddy?

    Jordan: I want to be Daddy!
    Bubba: OK then, come over here and suck Mummys dick.

  • Jman

    You all sound like a bunch of degenerates here gagging for anal rape of a prisoner. He sounds like a complete toerag and should be doing hard labour or something like that inside but ffs I don’t get why anyone would be wanting another person to be raped?

    • http://twitter.com/AkulaUH J.M

      I have to agree, whilst the guy deserves to go behind bars, he does not deserve to be raped while he is there.

      If you guys think this is a good thing then I suggest you think again.

      • P1LL

        Do you think that this video is real ?

        This looks like it is an Onion prank.

        If this was real all of them would be in solitary confinement .

    • Lofty

      I don’t want him to be raped either Jman, in fact just thinking about it brings a tear to my glass eye.
      But one thing is for certain, it does happen and often in prison.
      Wanna avoid an arse reaming………behave yourself.
      Simple as that, it is not rocket science.

  • Mr_Blobby

    If you can’t do the time don’t do the crime. What gets me is that if he was Maori, it would have been community service.

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