Gayest ute ever, gayer than Fossy’s gay ute for sure [POLL]

This is surely the gayest ute ever…even gayer than Fossy’s gay ute.

I can imagine Farrar test driving this next.

Gayute

A Brisbane BMW dealership has highlighted the Utility of the X5 SUV by turning it into a one-off ute.

Queensland-based Motorline BMW’s panel shop transformed the first-generation X5 into a high-riding, style-focused single-cab pickup, with the car having been re-shaped over about 700 hours.

The X5 ute rides on the same wheelbase as the regular X5, and despite missing the rear doors, it has a small space-cab section behind the front seats.

The project was completed in-house by the panel shop team. It was the brainchild of Craig Rose, BMW Motorline dealer principal, who says the allure of building something that gave the dealership’s on-site panel shop some added character was the main driver for building the X5 ute.

“I walked out one day and was just sort of looking at this X5 we’d traded,” Rose says. “It was a 2002 model, and I looked at the lines of the car, and you can see the belt-line underneath the glasshouse … it extends really well around the whole of the car.”

No, it is just a really gay ute, perhaps the gayest ever.

Gayest Ute Ever?

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  • Donovan Jackson

    That’s just a terrible mistake.

  • Never in the dark…..
    • johnbronkhorst

      A convertible ute?

    • Donovan Jackson

      Utter waste of an M3.

      • Never in the dark…..

        Check the date of the article ;)

        • Donovan Jackson

          Doh. In my defence, I just looked at your pic and didn’t click through to the story…

  • johnbronkhorst

    Extend the steering column, put a seat in the back and kim dot com could drive it!

    • Ronnie Chow

      Dotcom sits on the tray .

  • Bunswalla

    I see it’s being parked like a true BMW driver – over not one but two No Parking spaces!

  • cows4me

    Gay ute, dog’s would scratch the shit out of the paint job jumping on the back and where would they sit after putting a couple of kegs on the back?

  • Saccharomyces

    Dear god, “with the car having been re-shaped over about 700 hours” well that’s a waste of 700 hours…… back of the envelope calculation here, assuming a chargeout rate of abotu $60/hr that’s about $40k worth of work! WTF????

  • MRFORD

    Wankers don’t drive utes,,,,,,

  • williamabong

    BMW – Black Mans Wheels. And this just proves it.

  • Jman

    The words “style focused” and ute should never go together. Yes, gayest ute ever.

  • Kopua Cowboy

    Its ugly, but has a long way to go before it reaches the dizzying heights of ew that Ssanyong manages

  • Michael

    Jesus Christ, when will companies learn, just because you aren’t in a market, don’t mean you should be!

  • Rodger T

    Gay? It`s positively ….FAAABULOUS.

  • Travis Poulson

    The disturbing part is that 6 people have voted that they’d feel like a real bloke driving that.

  • Dion

    > I can imagine Farrar test driving this next.

    Does it park itself?

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