Caption contest

palm meet face

  • GarethsPussy

    Imagine I’m holding a snapper. A gutted snapper.

    Well, that’s you career.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Now listen Campbell, pay attention

  • jabba

    oh no, what have i done

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Look at your mess, all over the place like crazy womans shit

  • cows4me

    Key, “you should have seen then John, hooters the size of watermelons, shit love to bang her”.

  • PhantomsDoc

    Then David’s going to pull a snapper this big out of his pants…

  • CheesyEarWax

    Crap, now where are those get out of jail questions I wrote down earlier.

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    You’re not a brilliant interviewer, are you.

  • MrAuz1989

    Christ! Not the “How I fisted Helen in 2008″ story again……….!”

  • johnbronkhorst

    Key:…..logic, honesty integrity.
    Campbell:….Oh god, I don’t even know what those words mean. Where’s my dictionary?

  • http://GodHelpMe.Im.Gonna.Gutyas.org.nz/ OrphanIsland

    If you were serious about this bill, you’d be asking about the implications and avenues of redress for the everyday NZer Mr Campbell, not pontificating about the requirement which has been well established, hence Labour implementing the LAW in the first place.

  • Marty

    Key to Campbell “Let me give you some advice. Learn the 7 P’s. Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents a Piss Poor Performance”

  • Col

    Please God let this stop.

  • Guest

    “Well, it’s actually very simple John. A bit like your GCSB comments. I know what I’m doing, and you don'”

  • Patrick

    “Oh shit, I am on national TV & I look like an incompetent dork”

  • Garbageman

    Super Magician Key says: now John this is how i pull a sphincter out now i will hand it to you

  • EpochNZ

    (Campbell): “Is it too late to tell him I’ve changed my mind and only need a 15 second sound bite?”

  • James Howlett

    Key: Ok if it will help I’ll do it will my eyes closed and put this hand behind my back…
    Campbell: No, no, I’m ok, you’re just winning ‘the politics of the interview’…

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    JK – JC, this could have been worse. You could be on a date with Fenton…..

  • Jimmie

    Dear boy, you are not that bad an interviewer – you just need a little more practice.

    Now now don’t cry, I wasn’t that hard on you.

  • steve and monique

    Fuck!!, why did I start this.

  • dyannt

    God my head aches. I knew I shouldn’t have come into work today.

  • David

    Receiving….orders….from…..Helen….Clark…..must….resist……

  • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/ Petal

    Key: All those pieces of paper, and you lost the one that the questions were on?

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    Key praying for Campbell to be enlightened by the Spirit of Truth.

  • blue balls

    Ohh fuck, why did’nt the producers just get Ken Ring on again

  • http://www.mcmillan.org.nz/ Andrew McMillan

    Campbell: We’ve been going up and down the country, asking people about spying. Haven’t you seen the marvellous people of NZ opposing this bill?

    Key: Sorry mate, I’ve been watching 7 Sharp

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