Is there a new kind of sex criminal on the loose?

This story in the Herald is alarming. I wonder if perhaps a “paedestrian” is some sort of sex pervert who roots sidewalks?

paedestrian

 

Then there is this little gem. Er, don’t they mean police helicopter? Nice of the dead guy to help out from heaven though. Apparently the police helipcopter is called Tot as well…who ever knew that before reading the Herald.

fuckedup

 

Heard of facepalm?

This is faecespalm, where they just keep trowelling the shit all over their faces.

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    I get the feeling they just don’t care any more.

    • Whanga_Cynic

      It’s not that at all; they’re just too fucking useless to know what they’re doing wrong!
      My free issues have stopped – bugger, it used to be the comedy highlight of my day.

      • Travis Poulson

        Poor quality single ply shit paper anyway

  • conwaycaptain

    I have just got my renewal notice for the NZH. It has gone up $60 per annum.
    I will NOT be renewing

  • maninblack

    haha trowelling shit all over there face

  • Col

    And NZI ask those who want to come to NZ can understand English, as they quote a passage from the NZH.

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