This story in the Herald is alarming. I wonder if perhaps a “paedestrian” is some sort of sex pervert who roots sidewalks?
Then there is this little gem. Er, don’t they mean police helicopter? Nice of the dead guy to help out from heaven though. Apparently the police helipcopter is called Tot as well…who ever knew that before reading the Herald.
Heard of facepalm?
This is faecespalm, where they just keep trowelling the shit all over their faces.