Hunting on flat land. Surrounded by animals with ear tags.
Hand in your man card, your wife (if he has one) and your firearms.
There’s a change where he lives that he might need to drive 1000 miles to a mountain.
No mountains anywhere around here, be a 3 day drive (four hour flight) to the nearest mountain
Jeez it is a crazy country Travis , last time I was in Casper Wyo I saw deer strolling down the suburban streets browsing on garden plants and flowers during the afterrnoon. Boy was my trigger finger itchy.
Can your missus hunt?
Unless his mrs is Melissa Bachman his man card is revoked.
I suspect he doesn’t do home-kills.