The Telegraph has a list of 40 funny tweets.
My favourites are:
Number 2 is top work, and what I have said all along about’engagement’ in social media by politicians.
I’m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) April 16, 2013
Girlfriend said last night “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) March 1, 2013
Number 26 is one that Len Brown might have tweeted.
Wife: Do you fancy coming home at lunchtime for a quickie. Me: It’s pronounced Quiche.
— JC (@JCautomatic) October 14, 2013