Len Brown’s additional hotel nights questioned

via nethui.org.nz - SkyCity Grand premium room

via nethui.org.nz – SkyCity Grand premium room

Mayor Len Brown has taken legal advice after  Whaleoil understands he is unhappy about the discovery that hotel stays that were not related to the Ms Bevan Chuang sex scandal have also been included in the EY report.  He is seeking legal advice.  

A Whaleoil Investigation shows that people within the council have questioned Brown’s motives.  With a chauffeur driven mayoral car at his disposal 24/7, and a 20 minute trip home, going to a city hotel for the night appears to require a better explanation than “late night, early start”.

Sources close to the story have said that they believe Len Brown wasn’t alone on such occasions.

SkyCity Grand staff were asked about the detail of Len Brown’s stays but they have declined to comment as per their policy on not discussing their guests for privacy reasons.

It is understood Brown’s legal team are attempting to have the additional SkyCity Grand visits classified as private stays, and therefore outside the scope of the EY inquiry.


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  • Pissedoffyouth

    Simple – expand the investigation to encompass any illegal doings – such as rooms that were undeclared business expenses.

    If I booked a hotel room for work purposes and didn’t tell the finance team I’d hope the door doesn’t hit my arse on the way out

    • peterwn

      No do this as a sequel report – get the initial report out ASAP.

  • Callum

    If he paid for them out of his own pocket they are private and should not be in the report.
    If they were free because of his role as mayor they are not private and should have been declared.
    If the council paid they are not private and should be in the report.

    • Chancey

      gosh are you a high priced lawyer? who takes weeks to figure that out?

      • Bunswalla

        High priced lawyers that charge by the minute?

    • dilligaf2013

      He has fallen into the trap that every liar eventually faces – the ongoing lies have painted him into a corner where the truth will come out and drag every last detail with it.
      Bet Mrs Brown isn’t too happy with all the extra detail about to be released

      • blokeintakapuna

        She should start a revenge affair with Mr. Phooey – the greengrocer from Hong Kong…

        • disqus_cTYPCkCVDM

          Actually with Mr Gao from Rotorua would be good – he has a few million up his sleeve in some seedy Swiss bank account. Better prospecxt that Loosehead Len.

    • dyannt

      Hotels privacy policies.
      Would they bar a council (or business), in the job of balancing the books, asking for a list of the nights any of their employees booked a room under the name of their employer? If an employer was paying surely the hotel would be duty bound to give receipts.

      • Callum

        Would depend on the policy. If an employer has an arrangement for discounted prices for its staff, as long as it is paid for directly by the employee and not charged back then recovered by the employer, then no they probably wouldn’t need to supply receipts to the employer. If charged back to the employer and then recovered then yes the employer is entitled to copies of invoices. For government type organisations though then you would need to consider any disclosures such as interest registers etc.

      • Bad__Cat

        SkyCity Grand staff were asked about the detail of Len Brown’s stays but they have declined to comment as per their policy on not discussing their guests for privacy reasons.

        Of course they keep schtum!! Otherwise it would threaten their “Dirty Night Out” trade

  • blokeintakapuna

    A man with nothing to hide – hides nothing…

    Len – here’s a little poetry for you…

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Nobody likes you
    So Fuck Off already and make it quick ya prick!

    • dilligaf2013

      elloquent as ever

      • blokeintakapuna

        In deepest Elvis voice “Thank you.. thank you very much”

        • Bad__Cat

          You are on a roll tonight. To misquote the lady in “Sleepless in Seattle”, “I’ll have what you’re having”

    • Nechtan


    • Bunswalla

      Roses are red
      Violets are glorious
      Don’t sneak up
      On Oscar Pistorius

    • ratesarerevolting

      LBIAFC !

    • Col

      So this is what I will hear coming through the port hole while I m cooking, I hope it does the trick, you manly man you!!!!!

    • notjaffa

      Roses are Red
      Violets are Blue
      Len is Brown
      And smells of poo.

    • notjaffa

      Roses are red,
      Unless Len says,
      I declare them green,
      And you must obey.

      Screw your report,
      And suck it down,
      Respect my authority,
      Who wears the crown?

  • steve and monique

    How long can this drowning mongrel keep coming up for air. Len, you have made the Mayor of Auckland job, and yourself a joke. Do the decent thing, and stand down, before more sordid tales surface.

    • blokeintakapuna

      Yep – he’s like the eternal plonker that won’t flush…

      But we have a saying for that… “If it’s Brown, flush it down!”

      • dilligaf2013

        A “floater” that wont flush – such an apt description of that slimey asshole

        • blokeintakapuna

          In the UK they call it a “plonker” for some reason?

          • dilligaf2013

            OK with Australia’s help he can be so very aptly described as a “Floating Squizzy Plonker” in the toilet bowl of life……..

        • Saggy

          Another busted flush

      • CommonSense404

        U r on fire today BIT!

  • Release the Hounds

    Stick a Corkin it!

  • Agent BallSack

    Nice, using WhaleOIl as the official entity requiring answers.

  • LesleyNZ


  • Release the Hounds

    Who is Brown’s legal team? What firm? Anyone know?

    • blokeintakapuna

      Isn’t his 2nd/ex wife a Lawyer?

      • Chancey

        suburban trusts, not very challenging

        • dilligaf2013

          Bet she hasn’t much trust for PDB anymore

      • Yup!

      • Bad__Cat

        I’ll bet that’s going to be useful for her in the pending divorce procedurs.

  • LionKing

    Shame. Len needs to go.

  • rrroberto

    The mayor who wants transparency? Oh dear, how sad, never mind!

    Don’t understand Fuck Off! LBIAFC in plain English, well fine, have it Hong Kong Style:

    Tā mā de guānbì
    Lái’ēn bùlǎng shì yīgè tā mā de bī
    Actually how did EY know about these hotel visits, don’t tell me they are on the council expense account?
    And Lenny thinks that so long as it wasn’t Bevan in the room, that’s OK, simple as ABC, Anyone But Chuang.What a tosser!

    • Murray Irwin

      …don’t know about the other languages, but Google Translation was quite unequivocal about the meaning of the Chinese text!

      • 4077th

        Yes, google translate is calling him Ryan or, this is Chinglish for Lying..well done RRR.

        • rrroberto

          Notice the Chinese word for “Len” when changed from characters to Roman script
          “Lái’ēn”,,, pronounced “Lyin”

    • Col

      Ni hen hao zhongguo.

  • It’s quite simple; the draft EY report must now be turned over to the Auditor-General for a comprehensive independent inquiry. And Len Brown should stand aside as mayor until the A-G reports back.

    • Chancey

      it should be turned over to us we are paying, and it is very very late

      • blokeintakapuna

        It’s being delivered by Express Bus…

        • No. The Rail Loop. Just waiting for it to be completed.

    • Pissedoffyouth

      That would be logical, so of course won’t happen

    • Time For Accountability

      The AG generates them every year and has already missed it.

      Typical CA auditors.

      There used to be a saying in the big accounting firms – when you are no good at tax or specialist work put them in audit.

    • andrew carrot

      Unfortunately, that would mean Ms Hulse would take over. She too has a history of ‘exerting’ influence over council processes; just ask her neighbours!

  • conwaycaptain

    Well after this he will only be able to get his rocks off on the K Road or Hunter’s Corner.

    • PsychoKea

      Probably the later, K road will be out of his price range

    • Do they do freebies at those places or will they take his ACC credit card?

      • Bunswalla

        No council credit card due to rorting the last one he had when with Manukau CC.

        • I understand he has an ACC credit card [still]. Is that not correct?

    • Blue Water Coastie

      I suggest leaving the country and becoming a tour guide at a Hong Kong art gallery might be an option?

  • Chancey

    none of it is personal anymore mister brown it is public and global you embarrassing little fuck! it goes to your honesty and integrity, and codes of conduct now FUCK OFF

    • 4077th

      Go Chancey. Your avatar is kinda misleading!

      • Chancey


        • Bad__Cat

          Nah, I like it.

      • dyannt

        That’s how my cat looked before he attacked me.
        That’s a ‘plotting’ face.

  • johnbronkhorst

    If he stayed for free, it is because he was mayor……..therefore NOT private.
    If the council paid……not private. DEMAND the records or take sky city to court to get them!

    • Chancey

      and the turnaround on sky city without the required due diligence

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    Oh, I wonder who he was *ahem* entertaining?

    • Chancey

      apparently it was a very short show

  • Cyber Billy

    So how much of Brian Rudmans: “Like it or not, Brown can’t be fired” story can actually be considered factual, correct or have any standing. Is Rodney Hide really to blame and will it actually take a “conviction” not a “charge” to remove him??

    • dilligaf2013

      Rudman is just paving the way for the “floater” Pants Down Brown is to stay put.

      • Cyber Billy

        ahh ok, sounds like Orsman and Brown had a spat and now Rudman is king of the heap

        • dilligaf2013

          CB isn’t it time for you to produce a cartoon of Pants Down Brown, the “floater in the toilet bowl of life”…..?

          • Cyber Billy

            There ya go :-)

          • dilligaf2013

            Lol perfect as per usual :-)

          • dilligaf2013

            Perfect as per usual

          • Bad__Cat

            You can say that again ;=)

          • Cyber Billy

            There ya go :-)

    • Magoo

      If they can’t fire him they can call another election for mayor – same result.

    • andrew carrot

      RH’s not to blame. It’s the same scenario for all elected local bodies, from Cape Reinga to Stewart Island.

      • Bad__Cat

        For that reasoning much prefer the old “County Chairman” or current “Regional Authority Chairman” who was/is elected – and can be removed by council vote. Something to lobby for, perhaps.

  • OhopeBeachBugger

    Sheez no wonder he’s hanging on for all he’s worth. This ‘mayor’ gig looks like a ton of fun!

    • richard.b

      Love the new avatar OBB.

      • OhopeBeachBugger

        Cheers. It’s a twurkey, in case you were wondering.

  • PsychoKea

    Really I can’t see how any council funded hotel accommodation in Auckland can be deemed to be appropriate, end of story, a total piss take by pants down

  • GazzW

    Tell me one and all whether this situation would be tolerated in the corporate sphere.
    The Chairman either fraudulently charges up accommodation against the company or uses the company’s influence to secure free services and thereby puts the company into a moral debt to the service provider.

    How would the shareholders respond? How would his directors respond? Would the Chairman have the luxury of vetting the auditors report before it is released to the shareholders. This whole situation is obscene and if not resolved soon requires government intervention and a Commissioner appointed.

    • Callum

      As an auditor we always give management a right of response to any issues we have found to raise, it is the reasonable approach to take. If they stall us or take too long to reply then our report gets issued without their response noting that the opportunity had been given.
      A double check with whoever you are reporting on can result in amended wording or an improved understanding of a situation, as well as avoiding unnecessary conflict while still communicating required issues to the appropriate people. They get the right to respond, though there is no right of veto.

  • Aye up

    Wonder if there’s a jizz test to see if there’s smear’s up the walls or on the ceilings. Dont suppose that actually proves he has Miisssssss Chaung with him though.

    He could just have been pulling his pud and slinging his yogurt whilst doing his “telephone sex thing”.

    Brown, ya gotta go ya dirty cheating lying git. Please fuck off.

  • Daniel

    Can’t blame Len, he is doing his best to limit this to one scandal at a time!

  • Time For Accountability

    The main point is – were they discounted or free because of his position.

    It is private no matter if he stayed late – early start or he had regular parties.

    Thus it about undeclared perks rather than undecalred perky peckers.

  • Phar Lap

    On top of the Sky Tower
    where everyone goes,was Len B

  • peterwn

    If that is all that is holding the report up, then simply delete the references to those hotel stays and release it. Then ask EY to do a supplementary report on it.

    • blokeintakapuna

      Supplementary reports start from as little as $300K… and counting…

  • Night Stick

    I knew a guy who once chauffeured an Auckland Mayor and he worked 9-5pm, but was on call for after hours functions quite regularly. Doesn’t Len know how to self drive?

    • Lux

      I wonder if the chauffeur has been asked any questions for the EY report.

    • Wine Man

      He does know how to use his gear stick, not sure if that means he knows how to drive an actual car

  • wanarunna

    Dear Len

    It really is quite simple.
    You either paid for the rooms or you didn’t. If you did, you will have a receipt, or a banking record. If you have lost your receipt the hotel will give you a copy.
    If you have receipts but refuse to hand them over, don’t be surprised if people look at you strangely and frown, because quite frankly Len, it is really really hard to understand just why the fuck you would do that.
    Of course if Council paid, then Council will have receipts. If the stays were legit, what is the problem? Of course if no-one paid, then there is a bit of a problem. Thats because Len, when you work under a set of rules that say that gifts have to be declared, that means that you have to declare gifts. Difficult concept to grasp at first I know, but after a while you will get the hang of it. One sure fire way of telling, especially when it comes to hotel rooms, is to watch the bloke checking in and out before you. If they had to get a credit card out of their wallet and hand it over when checking in/out, and you didn’t, then there is a pretty good chance you received a gift, and you should have declared it.
    Better still, do some practice now. Go down to Sky City and ask for a room for the night. If the check in / check out process is a little different to what you remember, then there is a good chance that the last time you stayed there you didn’t have to pay. Because Len, the chances of Sky City giving you a free room tonight aren’t high. Think of a number resembling the shape your thumb and forefinger make most mornings and you won’t be far off.

  • Lux

    It’s just been reported on the herald the report will be released today at 2pm ..

    • BassilFawlty

      Apparently “The report is believed to clear Mr Brown of any wrongdoing, but contains other embarrassing findings.”

    • GregM

      Fantastic. Euan owes me a beer. :-D

    • Cowgirl

      Hopefully there’s going to be some blood in the water…

  • Reid

    It’s interesting Doug McKay’s using Simon Moore the Crown Lawyer who of course works privately and bills the clients @ lots and lots p.h.

    And guess who’s paying that bill?

    And why, pray tell, did the ACC CEO find it necessary to engage a lawyer in order to extract the relevant info in order that EY could conduct their investigation?

    Those are big questions in and of themselves that require answers from the man who caused that to happen. And while they are big in and of themselves, they pale into insignificance by comparison to all the other expensive maneuverings that have arisen due to the inappropriate actions of one man. e.g. the EY fee won’t be small, either.

    And guess who’s paying all of those bills?

    Meanwhile the grass on the berms grows ever higher…

    • DavidW

      Probably because the CEO needs to make sure that he is not snowed by Len’s lawyers. The more interesting question is who is paying for Len’s legal support in addition to the resources of the mayors office and its fulsome compliment of spin weasels and ass-lickers. My bet is that some of them will be starting to feel decidedly uncomfortable about their futures about now.

  • john Doe

    The mayoral wiff is starting to get very pungent.

  • timemagazine

    What man these days would go alone to a hotel or a casino?

    • James M

      Those in the wake of an extramarital affair

  • Grizz30

    Shouldn’t there be some asian porn on the TV and not the rugby?

  • hunk4hire .

    That’s a SkyCity Grand premium room? Colour me totally underwhelmed.

    It looks like a Holiday Inn motel room with a view. The desk and TV stand look like they came from an Op Shop.

  • Cyber Billy

    It prods a man’s hand, and it robs him of sleep,
    It makes him climb tables and thrusts himself deep,
    It makes him go wander down deep in a cave,
    and do almost anything stupid or brave,

    The longer denied the greater it grows, It makes a man learn ’till he thinks that he knows.
    It might not be great that it stands alone, the short stout figure resembles a bone,
    He thinks its mighty and seeks where it can, but the magic of stature is not of this man

  • ratesarerevolting

    OH FFS the truth should out – not only has he been entertaining more than one mistress he’s been whoring it up big time on our dime, he needed a hotel room as he was too scared of being pinged going into the local whore houses.

    LBIAFC !!!

  • Bob

    Could be pretty straightforward, on the nights Bevan wasn’t avaliable the Masterbating Mayor ordered a hooker.

  • Kimbo

    Maybe all hotels dont keep logs for bookings that are less than 5 minutes in duration.

  • disqus_cTYPCkCVDM

    Lens Voters are deserting him. Finally they can see through the lying bastard it seems. His press releases are an affront to all of us..