Photo Of The Day

Helmut Newton http://www.artnet.com/artists/helmut-newton/past-auction-results/12

Helmut Newton

  • blokeintakapuna

    So much I could say if I wasn’t so shy and reserved…

    • OrphanIsland

      Makes my back hurt just looking at it ….

    • patrickstarr

      a photoshop of Jacindas face perhaps

      • Cowgirl

        Well she is a ponygirl after all

  • blokeintakapuna

    Lux… I’m liking the cut of your jib! … And the way your mind works.

    “Saddle up and I’ll whip up some bedroom antics!” This was a caption contest right?…

    • Lux

      OMG you can read my mind !!!

      • blokeintakapuna

        Now you’re just flirting with me! Next you’ll be offering me a week away fishing on your 50′ launch to the Barrier… And all the bacon one can eat!

        So please… Don’t stop now. How do I spur you on?

        • Lux

          Just bring the bait, everything else is supplied ..

          • blokeintakapuna

            OMG!

            Lux for Mayor! Lux for Mayor! Lux for Mayor!

          • Lux

            Meet me in the Ngati Whatua Room ………

          • blokeintakapuna

            I’m blushing now! I always wanted an Internet “romance”

            The closest I ever came to one was earlier in the week when I went to the dark side… Where they told me to Fuck Off! Called me a troll and permanently banned me! Very much resembling an established marriage!

            So, yeah… Your offer is so much more appealing!

          • Lux

            I went and read those comments… well what was left of them, you were hilarious, well done !

          • blokeintakapuna

            Thanks… So about your boat… Got any pics?

          • Lux

            Damn Not able to load a pic .. just use your imagination …

          • blokeintakapuna

            Haha it’s already in hyper-drive. I bet she handles well… Probably even likes handling a bit of rough too when taken out for a weekend joy ride.

          • Lux

            Ohh yes Sireeeeeeee …

  • Lux

    Giddy Up !!

  • Dick Brown

    Women: awesome.

  • Pissedoffyouth

    peow peow

    • Gordon Gibson

      Good God.
      She looks like T.R.O.U.B.L.E.
      Very leathery looking flaps too.

      • Lux

        Exactly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Lux

        that made me choke …

        laughing ..

  • motorizer

    who is it? is it a selfie?

    • Lux

      You will have to ask my internet romance bloke up there after we have our rendezvous in the Ngati Whatua Room ….

    • blokeintakapuna

      Further Pics to the highest bidder… Or who ever has some bait

      • Lux

        Hey don’t do a Bevan on me ..

        • blokeintakapuna

          Ok no Bevan… Or a Len either… Because I can’t offer you a job… Well actually…

          • Stuarts.burgers

            Do you have any Two Minute Noodles to offer

          • blokeintakapuna

            No. But I might be able to swap some bacon for some bait…

  • Col

    Bring me my saddle darling!!
    I m not silly, that aren’t no horse, but that is a mighty fine saddle.

    • Lux

      Ride em Col .. giddy up !!

      • Col

        No, I think she is to young a filly for what I want, I m after a long relationship, not a filly that will bend at the knees if it see danger in them there hills.

  • longjohn

    Jacinda all dolled up darl…

    • Col

      Now listen here I thought Jacinda was hot up until about 5 minutes ago, but this photo is really hot so I will put Jacinda on the back burner, I love this photo, now I will just pop out to the garage and clean the old saddle up for my new filly, hi ho silver!!!

  • dumbshit

    i would imagine cowsforme would be a little puzzled as to whether to ride it or milk it

    • Cadwallader

      C4me is capable of attending to both!!

  • http://www.ourdriveguide.co.nz/ WestCoastMal

    Is this the latest addition to Green travel around Auckland?

    • blokeintakapuna

      Where can I buy bulk tickets to Ride?

  • nani

    ‘seduce, amuse and entertain’.
    Helmut took beautiful monochrome pic’s

    Rock on Lux

  • longjohn

    Phar Lap will be in horsey heaven when he gets to this page.

  • Stephen

    Hmmm, could almost be a young Helen Clark.

    • dumbshit

      sick joke or troubled childhood?

      • blokeintakapuna

        … Or forgetting to open a window, painting in enclosed spaces without much ventilation…

  • steve and monique

    Giddy up Jacinda.

  • sandynobb

    A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!

  • Rick H

    When I said “I’d love to ride ya – I was thinking “Bareback” – none of that saddle crap.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    I have been looking for you like for ages.
    Mr Ed

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