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Just received a letter from my accountant saying my next provisional tax payment is due in January. The picture reminds me of the friendly face of our beloved IRD.
The best way to get through to a human at IRD is 0800274138 . (Complaint line ).
In the same vein , Trademe is (secret)0800334332 .
Thanks for that Ronnie, I usually get my accountant to sort out any screw ups. I have to say though, that the IRD have been pretty good & helpful with me so far, it’s just the governments that rape my finances for socialist causes that piss me off. I think after Rodney Hide hauled the IRD over the coals about a decade ago they’ve cleaned up their act.
ive even had nice (unsolicited) letters from them saying that seeing i am such a good customer they will give me two weeks to file my late gst return without penalty!
Yep we pay holiday pay, ACC, Provisional Tax, Paye includes holiday pay and GST and we close down for a break ourselves because everyone has left and gone on holiday, may as well hang myself, why worry, because I m paying wages to someone who has not taken any risks and they sleep at night while I worry, yep I love owning my own business.
And if a union person walked in the door that will be a murder.
The precision killing machine delivered by the culmination of about 16 million years of evolution, apex predator of it’s domain, and sphincter clenching inducing nightmare, da dum, da dum.
16 million years ?? that’s nothing. My wife has achieved this status in only 40 years …….
Yeah but i bet you enjoy her teeth scraping down your length more than you would this chappies!
Hi Lenny. My name is Whaleoil. Jump in and lets have a wee play ……
This pic reminds me of a woman I used to work with, she was a seriously nasty and had spooky teeth, similar to this shark ..
You may well have worked with my ex wife.
Very Funny !!!
Nice pic, looks remarkably like a certain ratbag in the news at the moment.
Oh come on… it’s just a love bite.
It has a lovely cheeky little smile ..
com on in Len .. I can take you too three minutes of ecstasy. Guaranteed
You guys need to stop fucking around with photoshop, we’ve all seen enough photographs of Helen Clark, this one just shows her true personality.
You should have seen me ” before ” I attended those anger management courses …….
Why are there bubbles in its mouth…
nope nope nope nope nope
This was what Ann Tolley must have looked like to “Mallard”, from across the house the other day, while she was systematically disemboweling him ……
How did you guys get hold of a picture of my mother in law ????
So we must be related?
She was on Police 10/7 the other night !
Veterinarian orthodontists wettest dream
If your going fishing with Lux at least she knows where the fish are, I think?
Well … I do have a large yacht ..
My imaginary internet boyfriend will bait your hooks for you ..
Knowing my luck I would be the bait, now that’s another story I can tell you one day.
Now regarding the yacht, if you need a chef from 27th Dec until the end of January, that’s me, but must be sailed within calm waters while entertaining, meanwhile Bloke is still trying for the catch of the day, and I have just drunk all the red wine, not my fault he can’t catch fish!!
Don’t about the boyfriend using you for bait, he will be far too busy with his other manly duties .. and don’t forget drinking on the job is mandatory !
Sounds my type of boat, so you need to wear a life jacket all the time then lol.
Oh behave. Stop it, I like it.
I hope you and Col realise, there no escape from the yacht once we are out at sea ..
You mean… It’s not just a week of you, me… And the bait?
Col Baby, is gonna be our chef !!
The Bait can wait .. till later ..
I m just the cook, you need food for all that manly stuff Lux is talking about.
Come on Lenny ” you said you luv me long time “
Its been shark week on Discovery channel the last 7 days now its looking at me on Whale Oil, thats it for entering the water this summer.
The dentist who put those two small amalgams in the first premolar incisor had cajones of steel!
I wonder what those two little bumps in front of the eyes are for
They are there to keep his glasses in place ..
With teeth like that you don’t need glasses
Fuck you Len Brown, next time you jack all over the place like that I will have your arse for tea.
“Hello, my name is Squalus. I like swimming, fine dining and…….wait, where are you going? ……it’s the teeth, isn’t it?”
This guy seems to have a serious case of gingivitis, just as well for him the ad beside photo is for dental implants.
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