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Colorado's legal recreational marijuana industry kicked off Wednesday with an Iraq war veteran who suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder making the first pot purchase under the new law. Sean Azzariti of Denver, who helped campaign for Amendment 64, bought an eighth of an ounce of a strain called Bubba Kush and a pot-infused edible truffle for $59 at the 3D Cannabis Center.

Colorado’s legal recreational marijuana industry kicked off Wednesday with an Iraq war veteran who suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder making the first pot purchase under the new law.
Sean Azzariti of Denver, who helped campaign for Amendment 64, bought an eighth of an ounce of a strain called Bubba Kush and a pot-infused edible truffle for $59 at the 3D Cannabis Center.

  • Blokeintakapuna

    Can I have it in a discrete, plain paper bag please?

  • Blokeintakapuna

    He’d have a much bigger smile if the truffle was made from NZ made medicinal marijuana butter…

  • jb

    “I’ve been saving for this moment, all my life”

  • Blokeintakapuna

    …and some Clear Eyes too… And a pack of Sour Chews ya say will help with the sore smile muscles…

  • MrLastMinute

    Thanks for the pot lady, I finished all my LSD about an hour ago.

  • Custard

    Media circus as sfu returns weekly overpayment to somebody, somewhere in return for even less proffessional representation.

  • sandynobb

    So, you take it anally after a hamster.

  • austenpub

    See – I am just as normal as you. Pot hasn’t affected me in the least. That’s why I want all you got, please.

  • Agent BallSack

    Man shows last emotion ever.

  • Bad__Cat

    PTSD plus hallucinogen, what could go wrong?

    • phronesis

      Plus extensive weapons training and easy access to automatic weapons…

  • Bart67

    “Hi!” …. “Hi”…. “High?”….. “High.”…. “Bye!”

  • GazzW

    And to think that he would be just fine driving a car on NZ roads cos he ain’t got funny eyes.

    • http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/ Travis Poulson

      bbbbuuuut I driiiive slower maaaaaaan……

  • johnbronkhorst

    Jesus…I mixed Viagra with speed and I’ve looked like this for 3 days…..I’m really going to need the dope to bring me down and mellow me out…because I don’t really look like this …honest… do you want a date …how about a root…did I ask for my dope yet?…These drugs don’t make you manic…really!!!!! They just make you aware …..really…….did I ask for a root too??? I meant to, if I didn’t I am now…..is my dope ready yet????………………………………………

  • caochladh

    I need something to bring me down slowly.

  • bristol

    America’s first face transplant recipient makes final payment.

  • Lux

    Whats with all the flashes, I’m not eveeen stoned yet mannnn ……….

  • Steve (North Shore)

    “I sold my cock, can I have a bigger one please?”

  • Rick H

    Itchiku Park – what will we do there? – -We’ll get High there.

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