Tristram Clayton investigating Kronic for Campbell live.
-photo Campbell Live
Tristram Clayton deserves to be face of the day for this remarkable interview. His Boss must have been thrilled that Tristram alone managed to get footage of the elusive black plumed Blogger, The Whaleoilous Magnifious. Other reporters from T.V 3 have tried and failed to catch a glimpse of him in the wild.
One managed to catch his mate Spanishbridious talktoomuchious and his daughter Miss Whaleoilious smartipantious in their East Tamaki natural habitat when he was in Israel but only on audio. They did however get a lovely shot of their door.
In their next attempt they filmed the reporter knocking on the door but sadly the pod had moved habitats three months earlier so there was no answer. Nevertheless this was dutifully reported as Whaleoilious Magnifious refusing to answer the door.
Tristram however was made of sterner stuff and determined to get the Blogger on camera by turning on the gentle charm as he left The Radio Live studio. Not for him the pushy tones and the expectation that he had the right to demand answers. No he used kid gloves to lure the prey into his honeyed net.
Did he get the blogger to answer any of the questions that Campbell outlined in his show? Why don’t you watch the interview and find out.
The questions Campbell wanted answered were…
* What exactly is his relationship with the Prime Minister?
* How often did they exchange texts?
Oh and Tristram… keep up the good work.
If you ever want to be Freed from Campbell Live I know a Media organisation who might consider taking you on, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.