The car is small but it sure isn’t a motorbike

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Looks like Megan Woods is confused what a motorbike is… especially when I saw the $40 ticket on her car in Colombo Street, Chch @ 1:30pm [yesterday].

Maybe she was rushing off to the Ballantynes sale across the road?

Megan Woods

Typical Labour, rules are for other people to follow.

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Face of the day

One of these things is not like the other

One of these things is kinda the same

- Sesame Street

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Daily Proverb

Proverbs 25

6Don’t demand an audience with the king or push for a place among the great.

Friday nightCap

Drugs do strange things to your memory


Don’t stand so, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me…

Do you HAVE to handle it like that?  (Pucker factor 10)


Today’s Trivia




There are still over 100 unidentified victims from the Titanic. (source)


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Why everyone, even children, should have a gun


Don’t bite off more than you can chew… sorta

I think this is a good visual metaphor for this blog. At times I think we’re taking something on that’s going to get the better of us, and then… nah :)   Whaleoil:  No fear, no favour.