via the tipline
I am reliably informed that the Green Nutter Robyn Malcolm who recently appeared undressed on the cover of Next Magazine threw a tantrum when the cover was first printed forcing every cover to have a sticker placed in the region of her pleasure palace.
The actress with the intellect of of a rare endangered snail realised that when you take your clothes off and pose naked pubic hair may be exposed.
Fancy that.
I read with mild interest, mainly because I wanted to see if Charlotte Dawson would stick in her skinny bony elbow into the fat guts of Pork Chop, the article on the wide bodied one.
Charlotte didn’t disappoint, she has a pit of evil and a memory that shows that forgiveness will be a long time coming for “The Chop”.
I noted a comment though by Bridget Saunders where she says:
“It was a pretty hideous thing to do to anybody. Rachel went hard but she’s still got a beating heart, there’s still a woman in there with feelings.”
After I swallowed down the sick, I thought what a two faced bitch..I spent days on end helping her with her “battles” with the Glucina family. For Bridget to now claim this was hideous is hypocrisy of Trevor Mallard proportions. Here is an email she sent to me and others about RGTP:
From: Bridget Saunders
To:
Subject: RGTP
Sent: Oct 18, 2010 08:13Baby I need some Drewpork -help and the above can provide it..I emailed Cam re a coffee but have not heard back…
is he still involved?
xxxxx
I never was involved, but clearly Bridget Saunders, who now says she thought it was hideous, had her finger rather close to the pulse and knew precisely who was involved. The Herald on Sunday rang me on Friday desperate for their last minute story to get statement about my alleged involvement with RGTP. They read out the line they were going to use (it was never published) and asked me if I was the mastermind behind the Facebook page. My reply to them was official and on the record….”No, I wasn’t involved, but I wish I was”.
I have a blog, why would I need to skulk anonymously behiond a Facebook page, do you think I’m scared of Pork Chop…pfffft
What me me most sick in my mouth and took lots of gasping and deep swallows to clear my throat was the thought of Duncan Garner at the Chops birthday paying homage to the great beast in the forlorn hope that she doesn’t delve further into his nicknames or the fact he has four children to three different women…or is that the other way round…that we know and he is still in his 30s. Everyone else named as guests of the Chop for her birthday seemed to have one common trait, they all had a lot to lose and even more to hide.
At Britomart Thursday afternoon as I was leaving who should park in front of me but Mark Bryers. Driving nothing less than a 2011 Audi RS6 (a cool $250k+) – Is this one of the fast cars that Pork Chop was talking about?
His wheels are worth almost 8 times more than the fines he was handed down!
I wonder if he drives to his community service in the RS6? I bet none of the investors he ripped off are driving luxury European cars.
I must say though, that I nearly didn’t recognise him because he has lost so much weight, I wonder if he is back on the Vitamins…C, O, K, and E with a bit Vitamin P chucked in.
The Herald have posted an article today about a Twitter stoush between David Farrier and Marino Harker Smith. It was yetersdays news after Regan at Throng broke the story on his site.
Of course the Herald has failed to attribute its story or even bother with the courtesy of a link.
Ding Dong the Pork Chop is….moving on up?
I heard via the tipline that she earned another nickname after the Metro photoshoot….”Beanbag”. Here is a more appropriate picture
A woman who is the ex-partner of some guy who is currently seeing Nicky Watson reckons she doesn’t care about it:
Former model Nicky Watson has come under fire from her new boyfriend’s ex partner.
The attack came from celebrity chef Pete Evans’ ex, Astrid Ellinger. TheSunday Telegraph reported that Ms Ellinger was shocked Evans was with Watson.
“He’s got more famous and it inevitably changes anyone,” she said. “All I’m going to say is Pete has had down-to-earth girlfriends so I’m not sure what’s happened now. I’m a down-to-earth and natural person. I don’t know what she is like.”
Evans, 38, is the host of My Kitchen Rules and owner of Hugo’s restaurant in Sydney.
Ms Ellinger would not say why they split after a decade together, though it has been reported that it was “amicable”.
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Ms Ellinger said: “I have Googled [Watson] and I am shocked, she is not the type of girl Pete would usually go for. I am shocked. I do not know what has happened.”
“I don’t care. I am just getting on with my life and they can go to it.”
Really! You don;t care but you went crying to the media about it? Come one love who do you think you are kidding.
Kerre Woodham is now sharing things she really shouldn’t. Though I must admit the mental picture this time is a whole lot better.
Are Deborah and Kerre sharing a tent?
Award-winning actor Alec Baldwin had to be removed from a flight in Los Angeles today after he failed to turn off his iPad while the plane was waiting to take off.
The American Airlines plane was forced to turn back to the departure gate so the 53-year-old actor could be removed from the aircraft, delaying the early morning flight from LAX airport to New York.
The 30 Rock star, who could be fined over the incident, had been playing a computer game on his iPad, Words With Friends, a puzzle game which the actor reportedly “would risk being thrown off a flight to play”.
Words With Friends players compete online to score the most points by building words with tiles on a Scrabble-like game board.
Baldwin, who pledged never to not use the airline again, vented his frustration over the incident on his Twitter account @AlecBaldwin.
“Flight attendant on American reamed me out 4 playing WORDS W FRIENDS while we sat at the gate, not moving. #nowonderamericaairisbankrupt,” he wrote on the microblogging site.
Money makes the world go round so when the tipline received these shots of a man who made the money stop, we felt the public duty to mock senselessly the poor and needy.
This is David Henderson (Auckland). He owes a lot of people a lot of money. Some owe finance companies a lot of money who owe little people a lot of money whom everyone seems to have paid to bailout.
Henderson’s assets don’t seem to be frozen. He’s living it up at Euro wearing an outfit that could have only come from Worzel Gummidge’s tailor. From the creased linen look jacket to the white mafia look cum car-dealer shoes it makes you wonder how early he got up to choose that shirt.
Henderson should apply for a wharfies position. He sits around on his fat lazy arse on a wharf enough. Owing money everywhere and bullying those who try to do free business. He’s on the phone long enough to fund the split between Telecom and Chorus.
All our tipster said about the man was “cash upfront”.
Asthon Kutcher gave Demi Moore a hybrid car, nek minnit he’s out on his arse:
Given their troubles over the past few months it was no surprise to learn the couple were ending their marriage.
But it appears Ashton Kutcher was eager to try and please Demi Moore right up to the end.
The 32-year-old actor is said to have splashed out over $100,000 on an eco-friendly car just days before she announced she was filing for divorce.
The Two and A Half Men star reportedly splashed out on a 2012 Lexus LS 600h hybrid-engine car for Demi’s birthday on November 11.
What a loser. He’s probably a dud root as well.
