I was just on the phone to a fellow Black Ops operative. We had to be very careful what we said asÂ ‘ Professionals ‘ might have been listening so we told a few tall tales in the hope that they would make tomorrow’s edition of the Waikato Times as basic fact checking doesn’t seem to be their thing.
Anyway he remarked to me that as the MSM are neglecting talking about policy in the lead up to the election, that Whaleoil should focus on it to fill the yawning chasm that they have left. I though it was an excellent idea and decided to start with the Green Party.
As Black ops operatives like myself know, the best intel can be found on Google so I immediately used the key words Green Party Policy to HACK the information that I needed. After all it is in the Public Interest to know these things so why bother with Google’s right to privacy. It is not like I am going to get caught or anything but I digress.
Turns out that my hacking revealed a SHOCKING gap in Green Party Policy. Yes folks you heard it here first.
The Green Party have no policy on valuing women. ( Quite why they would even consider policy on that is beyond me but there you go )
Are valued women good for the environment?
Look for yourself
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