First the shark, now the pig, always seems to be the animal’s fault, no matter what the humans do.
Michael Jackson. The other white meat.
A man appears in an Australian court on charges relating to his alleged sexual intercourse with a pet pig called Michael Jackson.
The 35-year-old man appeared in the Darwin Magistrates Court today on the charges of having sexual intercourse with an animal and indecent behaviour in public. Read more »
Vice has an article that shows what happens when you let depravities such as gay marriage enter society.
It is an article about a woman who is a prostitute who has a rather unique skill…training dogs to perform sex acts with humans.
Now given that Bob McCoskrie and Colin Craig have already stated that marriage equality will lead to polygamy and many of the their supporters think that the slippery slope may in fact extend to marrying your dog perhaps this is the sort of depravity they envisage?
At the very least it will might give Catholic priests a reason to leave the kids alone.
NSFW or sensitive petals after the break:
There is something seriously dysfunctional in the Manawatu. Ther eis yet another case of name suppression this time involving sex with a dog…but why the name suppression? To protect the dignity of the dog?
A Manawatu man has lost the right to have a pet, after he paid a woman to bring his “deviant sexual interests” to life by taking part in an erotic act involving his dog.
The man, who has name suppression, paid for a woman to go to his house in July 2009.
He had a particular sexual purpose in mind, which he told the woman over the phone. When she arrived at the house, the man showed her images of what he wanted her to do, which would involve his dog.
The woman took part in an indecent sexual act with the dog and left.
Later, she made a complaint to police, who found illegal sexual images and DVDs at the man’s property.
In Feilding District Court yesterday, the man was sentenced on 16 counts of possessing objectionable material and one count of indecency with an animal.
So we can ban people from having pets but we can’t ban them from having kids….nice place we’ve got here.
This is sign on Waiheke Island. I was wondering if it is just for sheep? Is goat, pig or cattle shagging allowed?
Isn’t that where Chris Carter has a bach?
Sheep Shaging banned on Waiheke Island?
A convicted cocaine smuggler has been arrested for running what authorities say appears to be a bestiality farm in Washington state in which visitors could engage in all sorts of twisted sex acts with animals.
Douglas Spink was arrested at his ramshackle, heavily wooded compound near the Canadian border along with a 51-year-old tourist from Great Britain who is accused of having sex with three dogs.
Dozens of dogs, horses and pet mice were seized, along with what investigators described as thousands of images of bestiality and apparent child pornography. The mice were euthanised, said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo, whose office assisted federal agents in the case.
“This stuff is just truly bizarre,” he said. “These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them.”
What was so special about the mice that they were put down? What about all the other animals that were preying sexually on humans, they seem to have got off scot free?
The Simpsons, of course, provided us with a hint as to what the mice were used for.
Then of course there is this great sting run years ago on a newsreader.
Oh dear me. A case of Donkey fucking. Surely that is better than penguin sex or rabbit fucking?
A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey in Sumner yesterday.
Police arrested the youth after a member of public phoned them after seeing what was happening from their house above the Sumnervale Reserve about 2pm.
He appeared in the Christchurch Youth Court this morning and was remanded until May 4.
The youth had allegedly taken the four-year-old donkey into the middle of the reserve, which is about the size of a football field.
The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police.
Other young people were at the reserve at the time, but appeared not to have seen what happened, police said.
Could the dobbers who took the photos be in trouble too for making a pornographic film without a licence?
Did they ring the Police because they heard a lot of braying, or they thought the donkey was in distress?
How do they know the donkey wasn’t in fact braying in pleasure?
I bet when questioned by police about his name the donkey will say ” Heehaw, heehaw, heehaw-ways calls me Donkey”
I wonder too if this should be my next Interesting Name?
