Bill McKibben

There is always someone outraged

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No matter what the issue, media always manages to find someone who is “outraged”. Todays outraged people are climate change fanciers who are “outraged” that some scientists think that changing the planet’s biosphere is silly, when it is easier to bioengineer human to cope with warming.

The ensuing shit fight amongst scientists is hilarious:

If it is so hard to change the climate to suit humans, why not alter humans to suit the changing climate, philosophers from Oxford and New York universities are asking.

They suggest humans could be modified to be smaller, dislike eating meat, have fewer children and be more willing to co-operate with social goals.

Behavioural changes might not be enough to prevent climate change even if they were widely adopted, and international agreements for measures such as emissions trading are proving elusive, say Matthew Liao of New York University and Anders Sandberg and Rebecca Roache of Oxford University.

So human engineering deserves serious consideration in the debate about how to solve climate change, they write in a coming paper for the academic journal Ethics, Policy & Environment.

A person’s ecological footprint is directly correlated to size, because larger people eat more than lighter people, their cars need more fuel to carry them and they wear out shoes, carpets and furniture sooner than lighter people, the authors write. They suggest hormone treatments could be used to suppress child growth, or embryos could be selected for smaller size.

Reducing consumption of red meat could have significant environmental benefits, the paper says, citing estimates that as much as 51 per cent of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions come from livestock farming. They say people who lack the motivation or willpower to give up eating meat could be helped by ”meat patches” on their skin to deliver hormones to stimulate their immune system against common bovine proteins.

”Eating ‘eco-unfriendly’ food would induce unpleasant experiences,” the authors say.

Better educated women have fewer children, so human engineering to improve cognition could reduce fertility as ”a positive side effect from the point of view of tackling climate change”, the paper argues.

Pharmacological treatments such as the ”love drug” oxytocin could encourage people to act as a group and boost their appreciation of other life forms and nature, the authors say.

The paper has sparked a storm in the blogosphere. The environmentalist Bill McKibben tweeted that the authors had proposed ”the worst climate-change solutions of all time”. They have also been denounced as Nazis and ecofascists.

The authors are bemused but unrepentant. If people were willing to consider ”really dangerous” geoengineering solutions such as using space mirrors to alter the Earth’s solar reflectivity, human engineering should also be on the table, Dr Liao said.

Hippie of the Day

This guy is supposedly an eminent Climate Scientist, “Bill McKibben, author, activist, founder of 350.org and all-round rabble rouser.

Here he is addressing a collection of dirty hippies.

Enjoy the “up-twinkles” and the group-speak. I can’t wait till we see our own hippie wasters start publicizing their speeches.