Blithering Idiots of our Time

It’s a street light you fools

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Photos a fool took and Herald published thinking it was a UFO

A fool and the equally stupid fools at the Herald think they have found an UFO.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Or an alien life form?

Auckland man Daniel Underway has discovered a picture on his cellphone from three years ago which shows a strange pink object in the sky.

“I wish there was a good backstory but there isn’t,” he said.

“I was going through pictures on my phone a couple of days ago and freaked out.

“I took the photo in Christchurch in 2012 but I don’t remember taking it.   Read more »

#WeAreAllMuslim uhmmm, no we’re not Michael

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Michael Moore has declared #WeAreAllMuslim. He even stood in front of Trump Towers with a sign to prove it.

On Wednesday, liberal documentary activist Michael Moore announced that he had gone down to Trump Tower in New York and held up a sign outside that read “We Are All Muslim” in protest of Donald Trump’s call to temporarily halt Muslim immigration. Because, really, that’s what brave men do. And then they brag about it on Facebook.

This was not only a photo-op for Moore’s latest cause, but an opportunity to remind Trump of their first meeting in 1998 when they were both scheduled to appear on an unspecified talk show. According to Moore’s post, Trump was scared of the man from Flint, Michigan and was worried about being embarrassed by him on air. Moore remembered thinking, “What a wuss.” (This from a guy that isn’t holding his sign in front of an ISIS stronghold.)

But Moore wasn’t only after Trump, his post targeted all “angry white guys.” Especially those who support the Republican front-runner and are also “frightened by a bogeyman… ALL MUSLIMS.” Moore even conjured up a statistic to show how Trump doesn’t stand a chance in 2016:

Here’s a statistic that is going to make your hair spin: Eighty-one percent of the electorate who will pick the president next year are either female, people of color, or young people between the ages of 18 and 35. In other words, not you. And not the people who want you leading their country.

And so according to Moore, “We are all Muslim,” just like “we are all Mexican, we are all Catholic and Jewish and white and black and every shade in between.” You know, logic.

At the end of his post, Moore called on others to sign the statement “WE ARE ALL MUSLIM” and post a photo with your own homemade sign and a hashtag to bravely post to social media. Moore plans on collecting them all and sending them to Trump, because that’ll show him!

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Andrew Little is a political retard

Andrew Little believes Beijing should have a rail system to help with congestion.

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How big is that rock they live under in Alexandra?

Stupid People

Seriously, this scam’s been going over two years and there are still people who don’t know about it?

This is nothing more than a stupid tax.  

At this stage, if “Microsoft” phones you and wants your money, and you don’t know it’s not Microsoft, you deserve to be cleaned out.

Two Alexandra residents have been defrauded thousands of dollars by scam artists posing as Microsoft employees, police say.

The fraudsters have been calling residents and stating that viruses had been detected on their home computers.    Read more »

The delusions of John Minto

The next big thing that Hone Harawira and John Minto has got going is Mana News.

And they are straight into bizarre conspiracy theories…and likely a few defamation suits.

Eleanor Catton has managed to reveal the mechanism of the National party media dictatorship this could be extremely dangerous for the survival of our democracy. According to Sean Plunkett you are not permitted to criticise the National government its unpatriotic and against the people of New Zealand.  Too many reporters within journalism have intimate relationships with the national party that are a conflict of interest designed to mislead the New Zealand public. These reporters are holding back real journalists like Andrea Vance. It is unnatural for the press gallery to be uncritical of a seven year old government. The Prime minister office is pouring to many resources into dirty politics and controling the media and little effort to tackle the housing crisis or poverty reduction.

The conspiracy would be more believable if they could spell Sean Plunket’s name properly. I’m surprised that they haven’t substituted every ‘s’ for a ‘$’.

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Stupid is as Stupid does [UPDATED]

UPDATED:  We can confirm what the NZ Herald could not

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Some people are just retarded.


A woman caught sitting on a jet ski as it was towed by a truck along an Auckland motorway has been labelled careless and stupid.

The over-enthusiastic jet skier was snapped in a photo by a passing motorist on the North-Western motorway in the area of the inner-city suburb of Newton – where other vehicles passing her could reach speeds of 100 kmh.

The photo has become a viral hit online.

Police spokeswoman Noreen Hegarty rebuked the woman for her life-threatening stunt. ”Stupidity on the roads causes heartbreaks in homes,” she said.

She said the woman and the driver were committing a traffic offence. If police track them down, they risk penalties for dangerous driving and having an unrestrained passenger in tow.

Hegarty said it was unclear when the offending occurred despite the photo going viral last week.

She said police were asking people to come forward and identify the woman.

Organ donors!

 

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Journalist, trained and skilled, mistakes ear plugs for rubber bullets

Sometimes you really do have to wonder about the state of some journalists.

Like Huffington Post journalist Ryan J. Reilly.

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A good judge

Why can’t we have judges like this in New Zealand?

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Richard Dameron, 58, began a week-long vigil in front of a Cleveland police station as penance for drunkenly threatening cops.

A man who threatened police officers in Cleveland has been forced to stand near a police station with a sign describing himself as an idiot.

A judge in Ohio ordered 58-year-old Richard Dameron to stand outside a local police station with a sign bearing an apology.

Dameron, who was convicted of threatening officers in 911 calls, began the vigil on Monday and must stand outside for three hours each day for the rest of the week.

Speaking of his punishment, he said:

“I’ll stand up and be a man and do what I’ve got to do and get it over with. I apologised to all the officers. I get drunk a lot of times and I make a fool out of myself.”

Bold black writing on the yellow sign reads:

“I apologise to Officer Simone and all police officers for being an idiot calling 911 threatening to kill you. I’m sorry and it will never happen again.”

His public shaming is not the first of its kind in the city.

Cleveland Municipal Court Judge Pinkey Carr who sentenced Dameron, previously made a woman wear an “idiot” sign in public for driving onto the pavement to overtake a school bus.

Stupid is as Stupid Does, Ctd

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Apparently alcohol was involved….you think? Surely he qualifies for the key to the city in Palmerston North with a cunning stunt like that:

A Northern Territory man may be flown to Adelaide after a party trick involving setting off fire crackers between his buttocks went badly wrong.

The 23-year-old man was at a party in the Darwin suburb of Rapid Creek on Saturday night when he decided to let the cracker off, NT Police said.

“It appears a party was in full progress when a young male decided to place a firework between the cheeks of his bottom and light it,” said Senior Sergeant Garry Smith.

“What must of seemed to be a great idea at the time has backfired, resulting in the male receiving quite severe and very painful burns to his cheeks, back and private bits,” Snr Sgt Smith said.

Alcohol was a possible factor involved in the stunt, police said.

Police ticket quota filled tonight?

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It looks like the Police are going to fill their quota for ticketing un-roadworthy vehicles tonight. If brains were dynamite these tools wouldn’t have enough to blow their nose:

Boy racers are planning a “big boy racer car cruze” from Porirua to Wellington tonight for Daniel Briant, whose car was the first to be crushed under new boy racer legislation.

Police crushed the 19-year old’s Nissan Laurel yesterday sparking an outcry on Facebook.

Police revealed Briant was caught doing multiple burnouts in the middle of State Highway 1 near Paraparaumu in front of an off-duty police officer and children.

Less than three hours after receiving his third strike from Porirua District Court, he was back behind the wheel, performing a burnout.

Briant posted a message on his Facebook page on Wednesday lamenting the loss of his beloved car:
“oh how I miss you Laurel lol; fun times FTP.”

A supporter castigated the police, “f…. the police.”

Tonight’s ride was advertised on the Facebook site “Porirua Buy/Sell/Trade”, stating “stop the car crushin law. 9-10.30pm. Big boy racer cruze – we are doing this 4 the guy who got his kar krushed in lower hutt.”

 

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