Breasts

I’ve met Bob McCoskrie, he’s a nice bloke, but sometimes I wonder if he is blessed with any nous when it comes to highlighting things in the media.

The prospect of bare breasts on a Saturday is the last straw for Family First.

The lobby group is furious at plans for a Boobs on Bikes parade in Auckland, on the day the All Blacks play France in the Rugby World Cup.

Steve Crow is planning a “rugby special” Boobs on Bikes parade with girls body-painted in world cup team colours.

Family First says police and councils have been very liberal about weekday topless parades.

Spokesman Bob McCoskrie says having the parade on a weekend when many families with children will be in the city will cause widespread offence.

The Auckland Council confirmed that an application for a permit has been submitted, but has not yet been issued.

Auckland Councillor Cathy Casey has spoken against the idea, saying it will make New Zealand look tacky.

The procession is planned for to travel through Ponsonby Rd, Karangahape Rd and Queen St in central Auckland.

I’ve also met Steve Crow, and he will be laughing like hell that he has once again managed to get Bob McCoskrie and Cathy Casey to nut off against his Boobs on Bikes parade. He is guaranteed good publicity now.

Both Bob and Cathy have had so many last straws that you tend to just ignore them. Cathy Casey certainly should be ignored all the time. Family First and Bob McCoskrie though do so very good work but it is diminished by coming out with silly statements like this.

These are not bouncing Swedish fun bags so what is all the fuss about?

Topless women refuse to take ban lying down

The big question is not about public censorship, it is what the f*** is the public doing funding art anyway?

It is just the guilty pleasure of the liberal elite paid by our tax dollars, and if we don’t watch out we will all be kicking in for Brian Rudman’s theatre.

This is the theatre that the market says isn’t needed because theatre acting is legacy technology super-ceded by technology like TV and Movies that actually makes money, and allows mass distribution, proving people like and want them.

The Australian Censor has banned:

small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia.

It’s an outrage, what the hell am I supposed to jerk off to now?

Clearly any pretense from the Australian Government that its proposed internet filter will not extend to millions of sites has died with news that the Government has banned small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

It is draconian and ill-informed censorship.

With Christmas just round the corner I have found just the thing for my female readers but there’s good news and bad about the new WineRack Bra.  A gal and her pals can sip a lot of booze from the bra, but after they do, she’s going to be flat-chested again.

The WineRack with two polyurethane bladders hold up to 25 ounces of bootleg… a bottle of wine, two frozen margaritas or a couple of Irish coffees, if she prefers to keep warm.

The shell is a comfortable sports-style bra; the boob enhancers, two polyurethane bladders affixed with a flexible tube straw and adjustable sipper.

The WineRack Bra comes in small ( 32A – 36A) and medium ( 34B – 38B) and when full, increases boobs by two cup sizes. Don’t worry too much about deflation as you drink.  Once the booze runs out, you can always inflate the bra with air.

There’s really no way to discuss this without offending someone, but hey this blog is all about being offensive so I offer you a choice of three descriptions by which you can be scandalized:

• Boobze. (Bonus: Camelfront.)

• Perfect for duplicitous, predatory transvestites–as your shrinking breasts belie your masculine nature your guzzling target will be proportionately less concerned.

• Bubbly in your jubblies!

Brought to you from the same guys who brought you The Beer Belly.

The Dalai Lama is in the world of social networking. Today he has joined Twitter.

You can find him under the Twitter name @OHHDL. Image from ReadWriteWeb

Fiji to exclude NZ from talks – The attorney-general in Fiji’s military-led government says it will hold its own forum to discuss elections but New Zealand will not be invited. Radio New Zealand International today reported that Aiyaz Sayed-Khaiyum had invited… [NZ Herald Politics]

Oh classic, time and again the good Commodore has shown Helen Clark up to be a putz in dealing with Fiji. Today he has upped the ante by excluding New Zealand from the advisory group that is working on solutions to Fiji’s constitutioanl reform.

If Helen Clark and Kevin Rudd hadn’t be so intent on dictating to our pacific neighbours then perhaps there was an opportunity to helpfully provide some expertise in progressing Fiji to their return to democracy.

Every step of the way Commodore Bainimarama has out-foxed Clark and now he has seriously embarrassed her by telling the world that Fiji doesn’t want our help. If Clark’s plan is to have Fiji driven by economic necessity into the arms of China then she is sure making a good fist of it.

The question has to be asked. Is there a real Olympics going on or are they just faking it?

After being caught faking the fireworks it now seems that China also faked the singing from a small girl because the owner of the voice wasn’t pretty enough. In China’s Milli Vanilli moment they resorted to lip-syncing the poor girl. It seems the instant star isn’t.

What else is fake at the Olympics? Well there are the athletes of course. Drug free yeah, right!

Oh and I forgot, Free Tibet you faking, cheating bastards.

Government bids to buy back trains, ferries – 07 Mar 2008 – Politics: New Zealand Political News, Analysis and Comment including 2008 election coverage – NZ Herald

Proof that the government is thinking with its dick and not its brain is the news that they aaret ryinng to buy back the Rail and Ferry network, even though they won’t make any money.

The Government has confirmed it is in talks to spend hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars to buy back the rail and Cook Strait ferry assets of Toll New Zealand – which the Beehive admits are unlikely to ever make any money.

Why anyone would want to buy a 19th Century technology that can be beaten both in time and money by Trucks is beyond me. The only viable thing to do is pull up the bloody tracks and turn the land into a freeway between Wellington and Auckland for trucks and buses. Cullen of course is dreaming the dreams of a mad man.

“We believe that with Crown ownership, we’d be capable of creating a more strongly integrated rail system, not just in terms of goods movement but also in terms of the urban passenger systems where there are interrelationships there,” Dr Cullen said.

“This is not a business which is ever going to make money, overall, and therefore we either end up subsidising the private sector or we end up subsidising ourselves on behalf of the people of New Zealand.”

Mmmm-kay, so we are pour the almost a billion bucks on something that makes a loss. Why? The answer probably lies somwhere in between OnTrack Director and Labour Party President Mike Williams, Helen Clark and TRANSPORT MOGUL Owen Glenn.

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