Caption Contest

A caption contest for you all. From the evil one’s Bookface page.

Nice to see the UNDP gets value for money out of Helen Clark. She left NZ to go and ride camels.

Isn’t it funny when Labour MPs fall from grace they run to the skirt-tails of Helen Clark.

I found this touching photo taken just a few days ago. The blank speech bubble on Helen Clark’s shirt is just ripe for a caption contest.

I'm with Stupid?

via the tipline (Bryce Edwards first published on 20 June)

This is a non-photoshopped genuine photo of Phil Goff campaigning in West Auckland yesterday last week. Comedic Gold!

No rules, this isn’t Farrar’s cuddle a pinko land.

Helen Clark finds where the dairy owner is hiding the contraband ciggies

New Zealand Parliament – 11. Terrorism Suppression Act—Government Conduct

Cullen answered a question in parliament today and said;

“…what one might call, indigenous peoples—a term, of course, that has no meaning…”

I can’t believe that he actually said it, but there it is in the transcripts of parliament, in black and white. It is undeniable that he said it. What is worse is that he said it on behalf of the Prime Minister. When another minister answers on behalf that is exactly the same the actual minister uttering the words.

Now we know why Clark refused to front at Waitangi. She simply thinks that indigenous peoples has no meaning. There goes her attempts at reconciliation with Maori, and the Maori party in particular.

She via Cullen has shown the contempt Labour shows Maori as the indigenous people of Aoteroa-New Zealand.

Labour should be looking quickly to replace Clark and Cullen before all respectability evaporates. With racist attitudes like that they have no right to govern

Damning evidence against John Key! for sale – TradeMe.co.nz – New Zealand

OMG!!!! This is disaster for National. This email proves Exclusive Brethren links to John Key.

Monkeys With a Typewriter breaks the story and gets first hand comments from Nicky Hager;
[quote]Nicky Hager who wrote the famous book ‘The Hollow Men’ based on emails that he’s similarly found or had passed to him, was available: of this latest scandalous revalation which he missed out on, he stated today that:
‘I’m not sure of it, but I am almost certain that, although I don’t have actual concrete evidence, that John Key was the writer of this email, because I was told he was by some people from inside The National Party who wish to remain anonymous about it. Or something.’[/quote]

Based on this evidence I’d say Key is knackered, well and truly.

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Watsabook ? The Maori Facebook – Meet Bros & Smack Ho’s – Chur Chur!

Someone has created a Maori version of Facebook. Worth a look.

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David Cunliffe wins the Dick of the Week award

Sshh! I eat red meat and I'm proud of it – New Zealand rural news on Stuff.co.nz

[quote]DomPost: Excuse me, sir, can I ask: Do you smoke, drink, beat your wife or eat red meat?

MITS (suddenly enraged): What kind of question is that? I'm a vegetarian!

He lunges at our reporter, grabbing his tie.

Passerby: Cool it! Here comes the PM.

All goes quiet, people quickly turn into shops or stand silently aside, eyes averted.

The Leader strides by, flanked by her elite Amazonian Guards with trouser suits gleaming and moustaches bristling. There's a big sigh of relief when they turn on a man who forgot to let go of his daughter's hand. As he is dragged away, the normal pedestrian flow resumes, and we return to our interview.

DomPost: Don't fret, sir. We guarantee your anonymity. All we seek is the view of the red- blooded Kiwi male.

MITS: Hah! Are there any of us left? All right, it's about time someone spoke up. Yes, I eat red meat, and I'm proud of it.

DomPost: Where do you get it? All the butchers' shops in the North Island are closed. It's only in the Mainland Republic, where such activities are allowed.

MITS: It's not generally known, but wild sheep can be found in the hills behind Karori. They're the descendants of a flock of Romneys let loose by freezing workers when meat plants were outlawed under the We Know What's Good For You Act.

DomPost: Ah, the fabled Karori woolly possums. So they actually exist?

MITS: Yeah. A group of us go hunting them. They're surprisingly easy to catch; the noise from the wind turbines hides our approach.

DomPost: What do they taste like?

MITS: What do they . . . Of course, you're too young to know. Well, it's nothing like the lentil soup and cannabis seed bread you're used to. The shoulder's my favourite bit. Roast it over an open fire till the outside's all toasty and crispy, the blood's stopped dripping and the fat's glistening in the firelight. It should be tender and juicy and taste fantastic.

DomPost: Sounds revolting.

MITS: Hah! I wouldn't be surprised if the conspiracy theory about the ban on red meat being a lesbian plot to weaken all males has some truth to it, if you're a typical specimen of today's youth.

DomPost: I've heard that one – just because we haven't won a sports test of any kind for ages.

MITS: Well, all might not be lost. I've heard the All Blacks captain was found to have excess levels of iron and omega-3 in her blood after the last game.

DomPost: That doesn't necessarily mean she's a meat-eater.

MITS: No, but I heard they also found gristle between her teeth in the compulsory pre-game floss.

DomPost: Thank you, sir.

MITS: S'okay. Actually, I'm a person, not a man.[/quote]

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Give us a fair go, Cullen asks TV – Michael Cullen is a new man, lighter, more fey of spirit and finally, finally unburdened of pent-up memories of foul deeds by the media over the ages.
The minister and media met at a standing orders committee meeting in a bid to… [NZ Politics]

The Herald outline what a complete arrogant tosspot the good Dr is and how is ably assisted in pontification by Peter Dunne.

The ban remains and the blogs will continue to defy it. Time for a new video I think.