David Parker

Rudman comes good

Knock me down with a feather, Brian Rudman has a sensible article about Labour’s position on the Crafar farms:

The Labour Party has had many months to develop a considered response to the inevitable sale of the Crafar farms to a Chinese billionaire, but when the deal finally got ministerial approval last week, where was Labour? Trying to drive up the dead-end cul de sac marked xenophobia already occupied by New Zealand First’s Winston Peters.

Mr Peters called it “economic treason,” which, in the hysteria stakes, just trumps Labour’s primary industry spokesman Damien O’Connor, who went for “gutless, unpatriotic and unproductive”. Labour’s economic development spokesman David Cunliffe warned New Zealanders “are set to become tenants in their own land under the Government’s policies,” while finance spokesman David Parker declared “Labour is opposed to rural land sales to overseas buyers”.

New leader David Shearer’s line was that “keeping New Zealand assets like the Crafar farms in New Zealand hands is a principle worth fighting for,” adding hastily that it was a battle “totally detached from racism and xenophobia”.

Unfortunately for Labour, in suddenly wrapping themselves in the New Zealand flag and shouting “New Zealand assets/land for New Zealanders” in response to the purchase of 7800ha of dairy land by a Chinese buyer, it’s hard for them to avoid the taint.

Labour’s position was and is xenophobic.

And the suspicion they’re exploiting public sentiment running 85 per cent against the sale. Why now all the complaining?

Overseas Investment Office data shows more than 170,000ha of farm land was sold to overseas interests in the six years from July 2005 to May 2011. Most of that was of sheep and beef properties. In the five years to mid-2010, the top three purchasing nationalities were the United Kingdom, Italy and the United States, each with between 34,000ha-40,000ha.

And not a peep from Labour on any of it.

The New Zealand Farmers Weekly reported last July that in the previous six years, only six per cent (5760ha) of foreign sales had been of dairy properties, of which German interests had purchased more than half. It noted that before the Crafar purchase, Chinese and Hong Kong buyers remain a minute portion of total foreign sales, with only 533ha of land in total sold to these investors over the past six years.

Making Labour’s position nothing short of racism and xenophobia.

In July last year when Prime Minister John Key tried to have a bet each way over the Crafar farms debate, muttering he didn’t want New Zealanders to become tenant farmers in their own land, Lincoln University farm management professor Keith Woodford called for an informed debate “as to whether this is the way we want to go”.

He pointed to the wine industry which “on a volume basis [is] about 70 per cent foreign-owned”.

Our forest plantations were even more alienated, he said, calculating that as of 1999, 72 per cent of pine forests were foreign-owned, 35 per cent by United States companies, 12 per cent by Asian interests.

Mr Shearer is now saying “keeping New Zealand assets like the Crafar farms in New Zealand hands is a principle worth fighting for”. With our banks and insurance companies and much else long sold off – $45 billion worth in the hands of Australians the last time I checked – it seems a little late in the day for Labour to espouse this particular principle.

Labour’s positioning is naked political expediency. Little surprise then that Phil Twyford has reacted strongly to Rudman’s column on Red Alert.

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Whaleoil Redux 2011 – Q4 – October

October 2011 – 655 Posts

Darien Fenton followed up her SMOG with a denial that she called for a boycott.

Louisa Wall joined in Labour’s hate-fest on Sir Peter Leitch.

Twitter is a fantastic tool for politicians….to tell us all how much they are troughing it up at our expense.

I blog about how I feel sorry for Phil Goff. A man so inept he deserves only pity.

Labour continued to flout the law, and I continued to report them.

I learn a new rule from Andrew Sullivan. Do not meet your enemies:

I got to know long-time personal piñatas and found that they were — can you believe it? — human beings, often perfectly nice human beings with perfectly nice families. Even worse, the first words out of their mouths were sometimes, “I admire your work” — and once an author hears that, his estimation of the person voicing this pleasing judgment immediately rises. (She thinks I’m good, therefore she must be good.) At that moment your inventory of ready-made-always-available-in-a-pinch targets would be diminished by one, and since the list is never really that long, the loss of one would be serious. Of course, it might be the case that the person you have learned to dislike in print is even more dislikable in the flesh (oh happy day!), but you can’t count on that and so it is better, all things considered, not to take any chances.

I took some time out before the election to shoot rabbits:

Lesley Soper joined in the Labour SMOG-fest. Apparently Labour supported a policy for $15 Ho’s.

Phil Goff’s winning strategy for the election was….beating Sam Morgan of Trademe fame to 5000 followers on Twitter. John Key had 28,000 followers.

Comment of the day from Blair:

My favourite Kiwiblog posts are when he just copies and pastes something from Whaleoil and then puts some one sentence comment underneath it like he wants to be a real blogger.  Kiwiblog is the Lion Red of blogs – very popular, but bland and and poor quality.

Trevor Mallard, when given a choice between telling the truth or telling a lie always picks telling a lie.


Phil Goff suggests blacksmithing as the kind of jobs for the future of New Zealand. With the Greens gaining strength at the expense of Labour he may well be right.

I suggest a new slogan for Labour.

Labour bombed their website again, confusing Maryan Street with Clayton Cosgrove. A simple mistake I know, they are so similar in appearance, but proof yet again that Labour are unfit to govern.

Trevor Mallard tries to out nasty Darien Fenton on the nasty. Twitter is providing almost daily SMOG from Labour now.

Phil Goff is busted as a disaster tourist.

I compare Labour in 2011 and National in 2002. Pretty much the same result too.

I question the effectiveness of Peter Goodfellow with fundraising…it will be interesting to see the donation returns and expenses when they are filed.

On October 14 I publish details of a planned dirty tricks campaign but an as yet unknown group. I even publish the mock up of their attack and the fact they are seeking quotes. This story explodes into the media a few short weeks later.

I helpfully release Clare Curran’s and Labour’s ICT policy a day early. Clare wasn’t at all pleased.

Clare Curran continues to focus on the things that matter…her orgasm:

God I sound like Sally from that scene in When Harry met Sally #rwc2011
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Clare Curran

Labour candidate Christine Rose blames John Key for Pike River, the Christchurch Earthquake and for the Rena running aground.

Andrew Little does his leadership aspirations a bit of harm in attacking an Auckland City Councillor.

I blog about Labour’s future women…unfortunately none of them got elected because Labour promoted their harpies, harridans and nasties above the lookers.

Carmel Sepuloni proves she is the princess of nasty. Phil Goff backs her up.

Trevor Mallard ups the ante on the nasty.

I repost my Rules of Politics.

I posted a video about Labour’s Hobbit

Phil Goff uses Twitter to continually connect with voters and tell them he cares about the things that matter…like his new red socks.

The Listener did an article about anti-depressants which I featured in.

We are still waiting for Mallard’s untold story about Rena? The man really is an inveterate liar.

There is an untold story on why @ was so slow getting #Rena action
@TrevorMallard
Trevor Mallard

Phil Goff still keeps voter up with the play at his hobby farm via Twitter. He even tells us he has bought a new puppy but is unsure as to the breed.

Labour and their proxies ran a nasty, dirty smear campaign in Epsom. They tried to get the media to run a particularly nasty smear but none did. Eventually I suspect that the details about the smear will get an airing and then David Parker won’t be looking so smug.

Labour and Daljit Singh continue to have a nice cosy relationship. I wonder when Daljit Singh’s court case hits the courts again?

Labour released their first campaign video and it was parodied immediately:

If it wasn’t bad enough that Darien Fenton had attacked Sir Peter Leitch then David Cunliffe goes and attacks Sir Peter Jackson, cementing Labour as the nasty party and hobbit haters.

The real problem that faces Labour

John Key mentioned Labour’s real problem yesterday in his address in reply speech:

“David Cunliffe doesn’t like David Parker. David Parker does not like Grant Robertson. Grant Robertson does not like Clayton Cosgrove. Clayton Cosgrove . . . he’s not real fond of Andrew Little. Andrew Little doesn’t like Shane Jones. Shane Jones doesn’t like anybody in the Labour Party. Phil Goff does not like David Cunliffe, and Annette King doesn’t like anyone that Phil Goff doesn’t like. And I say to myself, it’s not hard to see why they chose someone who’s spent half his life in war-torn places like Somalia and Bosnia, because that’s what the Labour Party’s like now.”

It might sound flippant but it shows that Labour after a term without the steel of Heather Simpson to control caucus and the ambitions of pretenders Labour is now akin to street gangs with knives drawn giving each other the eye.

There isn’t any caucus unity, and just watching their body language yesterday as David Shearer stuttered and fumbled his way through 30 minutes of yawn inducing faux-rhetoric said more than their silence during the speech.

David Shearer might have stared down armed Somali warlords but having the big guns of UN peacekeepers or US Marines at your back in no way prepares you for the sharp shanks of political competitors waiting for you to trip up.

Quote of the Day

John Key to David Shearer:

“I’ve got to admit, when I was watching this season’s version of Labour’s X-Factor during the campaign, I thought to myself, they don’t need David Shearer, or David Cunliffe, or David Parker, these people need David Copperfield, they need a magician over there, to go and sort out their problems.”

That comment reminds me of this video of Shearer, Robertson, Cunliffe & Parker taken inside the caucus room during selection.

Oh the eloquence

David Shearer is a shocker when speaking from notes but get him off the notes and ad-libbing and it is Danger Will Robinson!

Here he is explaining his extreme confidence in his flat mate David Parker.

Labour’s new rankings

David Shearer has announced his new “refreshed” rankings:

Labour leader David Shearer has put five new people onto his front bench and given the number five slot to David Cunliffe – the man he defeated as Labour leader last week.

Mr Cunliffe has lost his finance portfolio and previous number 3 ranking to David Parker – but has managed to get the significant economic portfolio of economic development.

Jacinda Ardern has received a significant promotion from 19 to 4, and becomes Labour’s highest ranked woman. Ms Ardern will do the social development portfolio, putting her head to head with Minister Paula Bennett during a period of welfare reform.

As expected David Parker has taken the finance role, and Shane Jones has been boosted from 13 to the front bench. He will take a new ‘regional development’ portfolio and is an associate finance spokesman.

Mr Shearer said the team focused on new areas of priority including the environment – a portfolio given to his deputy Grant Robertson – and rebuilding links with business and provincial New Zealand.

“I have built a team that brings forward new faces.”

Maryan Street is a fresh face? David Parker? Clayton Cosgrove? Oh please.

The funniest appointment of all is Jacinda Ardern, she couldn’t even beat Nikki Kaye and for some reason she is going to deliver killer blows to Judith Collins, Hekia Parata and Paula Bennett?

I think the term is c*ntstruck

Fran O’Sullivan let’s out another little secret in her column from yesterday. She politely suggests that David Parker is useless to man or beast because he is c*ntstruck:

Parker is also in love with a new partner; a condition which does not easily lend itself to “putting on a hard hat” and venomously taking it to National on a daily basis.

Chucking his toys

Shane Jones has already broken ranks over asset sales and now David Cunliffe is chucking his toys:

An embittered David Cunliffe is refusing to rule out quitting Parliament altogether as leader David Shearer moves to finalise his front bench.

It is understood Mr Cunliffe has been offered a front bench seat and a senior portfolio but has balked at his proposed ranking.

A spokeswoman confirmed the two had talked on the phone and it is understood Mr Shearer, who plans to announce his team early next week, was late yesterday still waiting for a response.

Mr Cunliffe pledged his unconditional support to Mr Shearer after Tuesday’s leadership vote.

But yesterday he said he was “weighing up all my options” and would not say when he was likely to make his call.

“I have not made any decision yet.”

Labour has been allocated eight front bench seats in the new Parliament and it is likely Mr Cunliffe has been offered either the sixth, seventh or eighth slot.

The top places are likely to be taken by Mr Shearer, deputy Grant Robertson, Jacinda Ardern, finance spokesman David Parker, Shane Jones and Clayton Cosgrove with the remaining two slots open to Mr Cunliffe and his running mate, Nanaia Mahuta, or possibly Ruth Dyson or Maryan Street.

David Cunliffe is a strong, if somehwat vainglorious, performer and he will rightly feel indignant that the vacuous Jacinda Ardern is being promoted above him. The storm is coming for Labour.

Name them

Trevor Mallard has gone dog on his mates:

I spent three years as a whip which included cabinet committee experience in the 1980s and the nine years as a Minister in the Clark government.

I saw lots of weak, and some frankly useless Ministers. Most, but not all, were in the second half of the rankings. They often caused more work than they added value. There was an enormous amount of time wasted explaining what was either obvious or buried in papers that if they had been read hadn’t been understood.

Trevor should name names.

Previous Clark government ministers still in caucus are:

Phil Goff, Annette King, Trevor Mallard, Parekura Horomia, Ruth Dyson, Lianne Dalziel, Damien O’Connor, David Cunliffe, David Parker, Nanaia Mahuta and Clayton Cosgrove.

Which ones is Trevor talking about?

Which of his current caucus colleagues who are former ministers would he classify as “frankly useless”?

Who was the worst of them?

Cunners’ top ten lines for leadership

“David Shearer once started a food fight with starving Africans”

“My mercenaries in Labour are better than your mercenaries in Africa”

“To be a true lefty, one needs to be Harvard educated”

“Back off, or I sic Chris Knox onto you”

“Don’t make Mt Albert the permanent capital of the Labour Party”

“Shearer has done nothing for Labour, under my financial spokesmanship, we did go somewhere…(backwards)”

“Key needs to put a cap on the disgusting crap spewing from the Rena. If PM, I’ll do the same with Mallard.”

“I’m hip, I’m cool, when I was at Harvard I experimented with my hair part”

“If I win, I’ll make David Parker my bodyguard. He’ll have a shot at anything”

“Thanks to John Key, at least one job gets created in this recession before Christmas”