DOTCON MEDIA MOMENT

“Here I am back in ze good old days.  I was always a bit Mega, ja?“

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“Zitting on ze beach ze ozzer day, I decided to go to ze USA and face my accusers.

Yeah, Right!!!”

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“I get bored easily zo I like to get out und about.  Here I am at der Zoo”

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“Ze Fat Knight Returns”

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“I’ve been working out. I will be ze boss at the Zanta Party“

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“I’m Reuben.  Reuben Esk.  See?  German humour!“

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“People zay I’m too big, but I have been eating for two.“

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“I often pretend to be a movie star, here I am in Confinger!  However, when I want to play movies wiz my wife, she doesn’t like my Confinger.  What a Mona!“

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“Here I am laying my own Mega deep-sea Internet cable.  Not long afzer zis photo was taken, eight Maui dolphins guided me along.“

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“It is verry important zu have a firm grip on media matters.“

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