dotcon

“I’ve been working out. I will be ze boss at the Zanta Party“

Kim Dotcon — supplied

“I’m Reuben.  Reuben Esk.  See?  German humour!“

Kim Dotcon — supplied

“People zay I’m too big, but I have been eating for two.“

Kim Dotcon — supplied

“I love ze pop culture!  Here is me and ze boys doing things Dotcon-Style, ja!?“

Kim Dotcon — supplied

“Here I am laying my own Mega deep-sea Internet cable.  Not long afzer zis photo was taken, eight Maui dolphins guided me along.“

Kim Dotcon — supplied