Dumb Labour

So a huge fuss was made about a big sky rocket, so much fuss that even Pork Chop was flown in by Heli-crane.

From the moment I boarded the chopper at Mechanics Bay on Sunday with my friend Paul Holmes and Labour MP David Shearer, it was the sentiment most often repeated.

Ok so we know that is a lie right there as there is no way a chopper could have taken off with all that weight on board let alone adding David Shearer and Paul Holmes.

The interesting thing here though is that David Shearer was going along for the trip to Mercury Island. Now that is some way from Mt Albert so either David Shearer has a fetish for rockets and was looking at ways of integrating them into his plan for a privatised NZ Army or there was something else behind his trip to the Island.

Of course they were all going to Sir Michael Fay’s place, Pork Chop’s good friend (yeah right), so perhaps that is the real interesting part of the story that has been missed.

Sir Michael has been known to be a good, good friend of Labour in the past, could it be perhaps that he is financing David Shearers bid to take over from Goff when the time is right?

Sir Michael Fay famously had a brass plaque on his desk in his Auckland Office that said “Nothing for Nothing, Fuck you”.

One wonders what the something for something is?  Because clearly David Shearer didn’t get the fuck you part otherwise he wouldn’t have been there.

Interesting times ahead all.

Cactus Kate nails it.

The headlines in all the major papers and the tv news all proclaimed the great moment.

Newsflash!!!!!!

Coming fourth is like kissing nana and she slips her tongue in.

Oh and since this is Olympic coverage, Free Tibet you cheating, lying, lip-synching bastards.

The question has to be asked. Is there a real Olympics going on or are they just faking it?

After being caught faking the fireworks it now seems that China also faked the singing from a small girl because the owner of the voice wasn’t pretty enough. In China’s Milli Vanilli moment they resorted to lip-syncing the poor girl. It seems the instant star isn’t.

What else is fake at the Olympics? Well there are the athletes of course. Drug free yeah, right!

Oh and I forgot, Free Tibet you faking, cheating bastards.

Today it has been revealed that the Organisers behind the Beijing Olympics faked the fireworks display that “wowed” millions of viewers.

In a brazen fauxtography feat clearly learned from Pallywood, Chinese visual designers faked the footprints which erupted into the sky and appeared as fireworks. They were actually computer graphics, complete with invented smog and camera shake to make it look as though they were shot from a moving helicopter.

In the city where you can buy copies of everything and in the country that invented fireworks it seems you can also buy fake fireworks.

Now how about you fakers free Tibet.

What’s with all this bullshit about the Olympics starting on 08/08/08 08:08 that TVNZ and the world media is peddling. It is complete tosh, unadulterated drivel.

The correct time surely should be 08/08/08 20:08…..hardly seems catchy now though.

The first Pulse of the National virutal election results are in. More bad news for Labour. Fresh from the Pulse of the Nation, here’s how 6000 registered players placed their Virtual Votes:

National 57.2%
Labour 24.4%
Green 4.7%
NZ First 4.2%
Māori 2.3%
ACT 1.6%
Progressive 0.2%
United Future 0.9%
Other 4.5%