I have never understood those folk who get themselves ear plugs…basically rings that stretch a great big hole in your ear lobes.
Now I have found something even worse for those who insist on body modification….Goatse Earplugs to adorn your ears.
Now for those who haven’t experienced Goatse I warn you…strenuously warn you that it isn’t for the faint hearted or for the squeamish, or for the prudish among you. I most certainly am not going to link to Goatse. You can find out for yourself. (Goatse Wikipedia page, no images)
However I will post the picture of the Goatse Earplugs and you can work out the rest: