More on the saga that is Porkchop has raised its head including previously un-published photographs, clearly taken with a wide, extremely wide angle lens. RealityTV has a crack at the very large target Porkchop presents.
Is Porkchop the Mary-Anne Thompson of the gossip industry?
Well, no answers have been forthcoming from the Chopster so based on the very good evidence provided the MA seems to be a figment of someones imagination.
And doesn’t Shayne Currie just get the mauling he’s deserving of for his incredibly poor maths. Based on his sums there wouldn’t be enough profit from Porkchops column to meet her payments to Mallard’s girlfriend, in fact is Spy magazine profitable at all?
Is that a hole in the hose I see on her right leg?
[quote]Rachel Glucina, the Herald On Sunday’s gossip columnist, appeared on 20/20 on Thursday night and revealed how she was hurt other media suggested she may have slept with Mick Jagger to get a story, yet she took no responsibility for the hurt she caused by wrongly suggesting Trevor Mallard was having an affair with a high profile netballer. With her chubby chipmunk face and cute lisp, you’d think butter wouldn’t melt. Even with the hypocrisy revealed, I’m not sure if it’s covering for ruthlessness or general dumbness.[/quote]
Ouch that has gotta hurt. No doubt (P)Ricardo and Porkchop will start a whispering campaign against Ana. Speaking of the mallard affair I understand from the word around town that the cost of that little oops was around $20k. Good god are the Herald turning on their own?, Spareroom is a Herald creation if I am not mistaken so did Ana miss the memo from Shayne Currie that Porkie “sells 3-4,000 papers a week (of the half million circulation) and so has to be supported?”. There will be a cat fight at dawn when Porkchop reads that post from Ana.
With Ana calling her chubby we here at WOBH need to ask if the rumours are true that Porkchop has received an offer she can’t refuse from Jenny Craig. Perhaps Rachel has taken the advice, somone callously called over their shoulder one day after copping a snakey comment from Porkchop, imploring her to call Jenny. Things are getting out of control though for Porkchop, just last night she was seen wearing a corset!!! Then there is this little photoshop of Porkchop that arrived in my inbox a while ago.
Well two things we know for sure, she hasn’t seen the inside of a gym for quite sometime and she isn’t sucking on the end of the a ‘P’ pipe and its not like she can’t get a steady supply of it!
WOBH thinks one or other of those options would succeed better for her than Jenny Craig. Finally a little video interlude to consider.
Clearly Gilda K and Porkchop have had a wee parting of the ways, no doubt (P)Ricardo has got something to do with it or else Jimmy K has stopped the retainer to Porkchop and so she is to be taught a lesson about how to treat your tame gossip columnist or else you cop a flogging once a week.
I bet Shane Currie is crapping himself waiting for Jimmy’s lawyer to serve papers….how many times will that make it? will the settlement be bigger than the last one? What was it again $20,000?
A word of warning for PorkChop though don’t pick a war with bloggers, especially those who can cut video any way they want and are pretty good with photoshop.