Election

The latest Fairfax poll is out and it sees National on the rise again, Labour static and Winston Peters clutching at straws.

National has soared over the teapot tape saga and strengthened its grip on the election in the final days of the campaign.

Today’s Fairfax Media-Research International poll gives National a seemingly unassailable lead of 28 points over Labour, which is headed for a rout on Saturday if today’s result of 26 per cent is repeated.

Phil Goff meanwhile is in la-la land:

“The mood that I’m getting all around the place is that people are moving and that is benefiting Labour and we’ve got an excellent chance of a Labour-led Government from Saturday night.”

When reminded that he has been banking on a boost for Labour throughout the campaign which has never arrived, Mr Goff responded: “Just keep watching.”

Danyl McLauchlan is scathing:

John Key took a big risk during last nights Press leader’s debate. (Which was excellent, by the way, you can view it here.) Key and Goff were more-or-less evenly matched for most of the evening, with Goff arguably coming out ahead. Then the Prime Minister took time to walk the audience through the balance sheet of Labour’s fiscal policies, arguing that there was a fourteen billion dollar shortfall.

This could easily go badly – the audience gets bored with the accounting talk, the chances of making a mistake while performing calculations on the stage are high, and it meant the PM was talking about the opposition instead of promoting himself and his party. He was offering Goff a platform to showcase Labour’s fiscal policies.

But Goff couldn’t respond. He couldn’t account for the $14 billion shortfall. Instead he prevaricated. He talked about asset sales. He talked about tax evasion. Key continued to press him, and Goff insisted we’d get a spreadsheet ‘soon’, which explained everything. Then he spent the final quarter of the debate insisting that he’d already explained where the money was coming from, while Key and the audience simply laughed at him.

It was a humiliating defeat. And totally unnecessary. Three-and-a-half weeks from the election and Labour’s leader can’t produce a credible budget.

There are some really nasty people out there.

Image 1: Mt Wellington

Image 2: Cnr of Point England Road and Dalton St. – note the star of David and Swastika.

Listen to this and wonder why our media aren’t running with this story yet.

Author Ian Wishart talks with Newstalk ZB host Leighton Smith about climate change.

ALL members of parliament need to listen to this interview with Ian Wishart about the hacking of the CRU global warmers emails. The hacking leaking is true and the emails are true. Ian Wishart phoned Prof. Phil Jones Director of the CRU and he confirmed that the hacked leaked emails are true.

Lies about Climate Change have been told by those who believe in anthropogenic global warming. What does NZ do now? The ETS must not be rushed through parliament.

The truth about why Climate Change is happening now has to be thoroughly, and scientifically, researched. The peer-reviewed liars have been caught. If they have told one lie how many others? What is the truth?

The ETS should be parked and the science verified, at a very minimum, how ever long that takes. There is no rush, if necessary abolish the existing ETC legislation that is due to come into force in January, but end this farce now.

The one thing we can say for sure now is that the science is most definitely NOT settled, it is probably made up, misconstrued or doctored but it isn’t settled.

Hot on her pig trotters of making shit up and having to issue grovelling apologies in this weeks national “Tony Veitch stalking til the death” Herald on Sunday, Pork decided to invade the privacy of plenty of her resource materials and link herself to them. The better entries…..

5. The best home-entertaining couple: Bill Ralston and Janet Wilson who seem to have a bottomless fridge.

Poor Bill and Janet. If its bad enough to be outed as inviting her over, Porkchop has tried to reach the bottom of their fridge. Of course the bludging pig should be bringing her own alcohol to be a good guest so we can only think Pork is talking about the food in the fridge.

Janet and Bill should apply for a WINZ grant to refill their fridge after Pork struck. Little wonder they both look so thin. Or perhaps Shayne Currie has another spare $20k to victims of Spy to compensate their economic and reputational loss.

9. Best place to stalk Paul Henry

Gannet Road cafe, Herne Bay, post morning show.

Guess he won’t be seen there again….well done Porkie. Gannet Road management will be impressed.

16. The Best Midnight Snack Kitchen

TVNZ…….Mike Valentine is a culinary whiz in the kitchen too. His early morning fry-ups are perfect to sober up any sozzled house guest. Trust me.

So Mike Valentine’s reputation is over. Porkie stayed at his house. The mind boggles what circumstances led to that.

24. The Best Suzy Homemaker

Susan Wood….beautifully kept Parnell townhouse, a fridge full of French champers and a propensity to entertain friends who turn up looking for a party. Guilty.

Once again Pork bludging around celebs for food and alcohol. Worse for Susan she now becomes the target for speculation among her friends as a source for gossip in Porkchop’s weekly works of fiction.

Conclusion: Porkie can expect a whole lot less invites now she’s paraded associations in Spy.

Some bad news out there folks. Apparently Obesity can be contagious.

This is truly going to be devastating news for Ricardo and any other person in close proximity to Pork Chop aka Glaucoma aka Rachel Glucina.

[quote]Obesity can spread from person to person, much like a virus, researchers are reporting today. When a person gains weight, close friends tend to gain weight, too.[/quote]

Good lord! Watch out for those nasty side effects when you hit the Xenical. The people sho own the couch still haven’t got the stain out apparently.

Of course those fatties out there looking for an excuse for youe plus, plus size can always blame someone else now. “Oh, I caught Obesity from her”

Pork Chop or as she is also known “Glaucoma” reckons she isn’t into Richie McCaw.

Who the fuck does she think she is kidding.

Unless he likes “very-large-boned” women he sure as fuck won’t be into you darling! Not unless he straps a board to his arse.

That then makes your post, well, stupid. Best you keep the candle burning for Mark and hope and pray he turns blind.

Anyone else find it ironic Trevor Mallard is taking charge of an assault case?

Aren’t the govt is getting desperate when they only way they can get positive press is by putting out press releases about a student getting beaten up?

Doesn’t she mean “party tent” not “party frock“?

Rachel Hunter wasn’t crucified in the press two weeks ago for stacking on the pounds she was crucified by you alone, surely?

Admit it you don’t have her number do you?

Isn’t RG just such a “big” hypocrite?

Are you contemplating a high colonic because you are full of shit?

Can the free hits keep on rolling?

I thought Mark Weldon liked “heavy” chicks?

It’s a ‘K’! filthy bastards….look a little closer next time. Anyway a new blogger should always be welcomed with a good fisking, again note it is a ‘k’. Here is my fisk of Pork Chop’s latest blog post.

The latest edition is aimed at classying up the drunken, debauched, dishevelled and dumpy among us – and it lays out the rules pretty squarely. Here are a few of my favourites:

1. Fake tanning is very problematic. It not only reeks, but it collects in the hairline and eyebrows, on corners (knees, elbows and ankles) and in webbed bits (toes, fingers). In Chops case it’s the TV remote that gets caught up in the crevices and the old packet of crisps is the reeking smell.

2. Indulging vanity publicly by partaking in excessive posing, pouting and preening will always appear rather desperate.-Luckily she has a triple chin which keeps her “look” constant.

3. Even with years of experience, it is still hard to judge quite where alcohol turns from a social lubricant into a tool for total shame. Becoming rag-doll floppy or passing out in front of others is never sexy or safe and is wholly irresponsible.-Ric is her tool for total shame

4. You must strike a balance between hard and soft (neither the dominatrix look nor chocolate-box sweetness).-Hence wearing the latex gloves at Gucci launch

5. Don’t over-expose. Sagging boobs in plunging tops are unsightly. Flashing bra straps on formal occasions is most disagreeable.- don’t need to comment on that one…

6. Never should a look include more than half of the following: necklace, earrings, hat, scarf, bag, sunglasses, headscarf, bracelet(s), tiara.-which can all be found tucked away alongside the tv remote.

7. Never wear sunglasses indoors, in the pool, after dark, when talking to strangers or at weddings (so trashy).- Arrgh to see her in the pool only a blind man could cope and yes they wear glasses.

8. Don’t be in denial about your dress size: bulging out of too-small clothes does not grant automatic inclusion into that size. Clothes that are obviously ill-fitting are equally ugly.-Once again…don’t need to comment

9. Wearing tight white jeans always invites trouble.- so that is why she sticks to leather pants…got it!

10. Underwear as outerwear is a most regrettable fad. And wearing sheer shirts that reveal bras underneath is brazen exhibitionism. And let us pray that we don’t have to bear witness to that …I don’t want to go blind.

If you find you’re guilty of any of the above, then it’s time to dob yourself in to the Fashion Police and plead guilty as charged.

The list of personal trangressions on that front is truly astounding for Pork Chop.

Poor old Pork Chop. She can’t help herself when presented with tables of hor doeuvres, she can’t help herself when attacking celebrities for packing on the pork themselves and she has now got a blog that largely (pun intended) criticises people for being fat.

It is then with great mirth that I noted the ad placement from the Herald’s Google ads. Perhaps they too are sick of the hypocrisy from the photoshopped one and are hinting that the chopster needs a plan to reduce that prodigious arse to something more like her publicity photo. (click for a lrger image)