Easter, Feral Style

Not to be outdone by the ferals of Manukau who ripped Easter Eggs from the hands of children, a lowlife in Northland crawled out from under his rock and robbed the coins from a Wishing Well full of donations for a Hospice.

The Herald reports:

Northlanders are being urged to keep an eye out for dirty, water-stained coins after a wishing well raising money for hospice was raided.

The wishing well next to the jetty at Kerikeri’s Stone Store Basin is maintained by the Waipapa Rotary Club and its proceeds donated to Hospice Mid Northland.

However, on a recent visit club members were disappointed to find a “local miscreant” had damaged the well and taken most of the donated coins.

Member Geoff Tilley said the well was clearly labelled as being for the benefit of the local hospice, a facility available to everyone at a time of maximum need.

“Sooner or later we may all tread a path to hospice,” he said.

“Obviously this person of low attitude to life felt the ill-gotten gains would do more in their pocket than for those in pain and trying to face the end of their lives in dignity.”

The coins the thief could not reach would not pay for the necessary repairs.

“So the loser is hospice and ultimately everyone in the area, including the lowlife involved,” Mr Tilley said.

If you have any information about the theft, or know anyone who has come by a supply of dirty, stained coins, call Kerikeri police on (09) 407 9211.

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Not content with killing Kiwis, tourists are now killing Keas too

Tourists taking to our road is a huge concern, especially in the South Island, where they seem to mix up their left and right because there is so little traffic to remind them they are on the wrong side of the road.  As a result, many tourists and some Kiwis come to grief every year.

Not content with reducing our population, tourists are now also killing endangered birds

Two young kea have died after suspected car surfing at Deaths Corner in the Otira Gorge.

The Department of Conservation said both birds suffered head injuries from similar incidents in the past week.

Senior ranger Chris Stewart, from DoC’s Arthur’s Pass team, said the parrots were known for landing on cars and picking things off, but sometimes when the cars took off the birds stayed put.

“When the car gets going, they are really in trouble,” Mr Stewart said.

It was not the first time kea had been seen car surfing in the area, however an unusually high number of birds had been congregating at the Otira Viaduct lookout this year, he said.

It’s where all the easy food is to be had. ¬† Plus, those tourists are mighty fun. ¬† The alternative is to go sit high on a ridge somewhere looking at beech trees.

“They are 1-year-old, teenagers, still having fun.”

They also seemed to copy each other.

“[Car surfing's] a bit of a problem.”

There was little DoC could do about it, other than educate people to not encourage the birds around people and their cars, Mr Stewart said.

Stupid feral kea car surfing.

Let them die.

It’s called natural selection.

South Island.  Road deaths.  Natural selection.  Hmmm.


- Laura Mills of the Greymouth Star

What a good suggestion for a West Coast feral kiddy fiddler

A filthy pedo has been told to rot in hell…a good suggestion considering the Judge said he showed ‘no tangible remorse or acknowledgment of his crimes, and did not accept that he needed treatment’.

I can suggest a couple of treatments…copper coated lead pills work a treat.

The NZ Herald reports.

A family member shouted “I hope you rot in hell” as West Coast paedophile William Ward Oquist was sentenced yesterday to 16 years in prison for sexually abusing girls as young as 5.

Oquist, 60, of Blackball, was found guilty by a Greymouth District Court jury on Monday of 25 counts related to indecent assault and, in some cases, rape of young girls.

The offending took place over a 16-year period from 1996 to 2012, and involved offending on two sets of sisters, including the use of pornographic videos and sex toys.¬† Read more »

Yep…no ferals on the West Coast

A violent murderous feral was on the loose on the West Coast.

The Police have now apprehended him.

A man has been arrested after a police chase and a five-hour armed standoff, which came after two hitchhikers were found stabbed and with broken bones.

A German woman, 28, and Japanese and Dutch woman, 27, were picked up while hitchhiking at Whataroa on the South Island West Coast yesterday afternoon, Tasman District Commander Superintendent Richard Chambers said.

Police yesterday said they were yet to piece together exactly what happened to the tourists but the women were found near Franz Josef. One woman had stab wounds and the other had broken bones.

Police immediately started a search for the blue Nissan Terrano the women had been picked up in, using all available staff and setting up road blocks on State Highway 6.

A helicopter and plane were also used in the search.¬† Read more »


Does Jamie Whyte play banjo?

Jamie Whyte has had his Colin Craig moment and suggested that the state has no business in regulating the sex lives of adults even if they are relatives.

Perhaps he has sought cross party support from the two senior MPs in the House who are currently f*cking their cousins.

The Herald reports:

New Act Leader Jamie Whyte is standing by his comments that incestuous relationships between consenting adults should not be illegal and says it would be “intellectually corrupt” of him not to be honest when asked such questions.

In an article published on The Ruminator website, former philosophy lecturer Dr Whyte was asked whether the state should intervene if adult siblings wanted to marry each other.

“Well personally, I don’t think they [the State] should”, he replied, adding it was “a matter of almost no significance because it just doesn’t happen”.

Dr Whyte told the Herald his response was based on his belief that: “I don’t think the state should intervene in consensual adult sex or marriage, but there are two very important elements here – consensual and adult”. ¬† Read more »

When did f****** free speech turn into such a c*** of a b****?

At Whaleoil we’re all for free expression of ideas and ¬†thoughts, and prefer to let the language people use remain in public for all to see. ¬†That way they can be judged openly by everyone, be it for the better or worse.

Dana Johannsen at the Herald has been struggling with the same issues

I’ve recently been told I should “stick to netball, sweetie” when it comes to my columns. I say, f*** that.

Oh, beg your pardon, please excuse my language. You see, I’ve become a little desensitised to foul language of late. It tends to happen when you’re subjected to abuse through email and social media that flooded in after my column last week on the behaviour of some of our athletes at the Winter Olympics.

In the past week I’ve been called a c***face, a c***bag, a c***whore (who knew the c-word was conjunctive?), a regular whore, a bitch, a f***ing slut – all without the courtesy of asterisks to soften the blow. ¬† Read more »

Good on ya Winston, you tell them


Winston Peters does make a habit of speaking his mind and today he gave a protestor at Waitangi her beans.

Good job…time to stand up to these feral protestors and their bullshit.

New Zealand First leader Winston Peters’ response to a Waitangi protester’s tirade? “Shut up.”

The heckler rained insults on Prime Minister John Key as he entered the meeting house on Te Tii Marae this morning, ahead of Waitangi Day celebrations tomorrow.

“You are desert traders … You don’t love our ancestors … You are killing our babies … You are nothing but murderers … You are nothing but thieves,” she said.

Peters, watching the welcome from the sidelines, told her to shut up.

“This is not your land. You are not a tupuna,” he said.¬† Read more »

Another feral ratbag cops one sweet

What is it with  ferals?

Check out this outstanding example of thinking you can act like you would in NZ and get away with.

A New Zealand teenager’s drunken night out in Thailand has ended on the cold concrete floor of a Bangkok prison.

Quentin Samson took a holiday to Thailand to celebrate his 18th birthday but soon found himself behind bars, charged with theft in the night.

His brother-in-law, John Burns, speaking from Auckland said five days ago Samson went out to celebrate the 21st birthday of his friend, Ashton Holmes. They had had a few drinks when Samson disappeared without notifying anyone.

He caught a taxi back to his hotel and, in his intoxicated state, allegedly stole the taxi driver’s phone.

Police arrived and Samson gave the phone back but resisted arrest, afraid Holmes would not be able to find him if he was in jail.

Holmes spent the next 48 hours frantically searching hospitals for Samson before being notified of his arrest. ¬†¬† Read more »

Northland maori don’t want jobs for their people, prefer dole, drugs and destitution

If this story doesn’t enrage you then I don’t know what will.

The Northland economy struggles at the best of times…huge unemployment, lack of major industry, drug use and the associated drug economy as well as abject poverty in many towns.

You’d think Northland maori would want to encourage jobs and companies investing and creating jobs, but no…they seem to want to carry on like before, with dole, drugs and destitution for their people. The NZ Herald reports:

Ngapuhi working in Australia’s mining industry are being told they won’t be welcome if they come home to carry out controversial mineral exploration in Northland.

A member of Te Wakameninga o nga hapu Ngapuhi, Bryce Smith, of Whangaroa, said yesterday that rumours had been circulating around the north for months that Ngapuhi living and working in Australian mines were being encouraged to return to New Zealand by companies wanting them to carry out controversial mineral exploration in Northland later this month.

“Whangaroa people with whanau in the Australian mining industry have rung up and said they are coming home to work,” he said.

“We will always welcome our people home. But if they return intending to carry out mineral exploration, we say you’re not welcome home to do that.

“The tangata whenua of Australia have been overridden, divided and conquered in this way by governments working with mining corporations. We don’t want you to be part of that here.”¬† Read more »

If you get into a car with a drunk behind the wheel there is a good chance you are going to die

I think in my life I have only ever once driven after drinking, and that was when I was 17…it was stupid and it has never happened since.

But all too often we are hearing about people getting into vehicles where the driver of the vehicle is legally drunk and subsequently smashes the vehicle and kills one or more of the occupants while surviving themselves.

We have a culture of calling the victims ‘innocent’ because they were passengers, but the reality is that people make choices, often poor ones, without realising that the cascading events can all combine and result in their death or serious injury.

The mother of a young woman killed in an alleged drink-driving accident is calling for a zero tolerance approach towards drink driving.

Ngaire Parker’s daughter Ashley Walsh and fellow passenger Tye Gibbs died after the van they were travelling in crashed on Old North Road, Kumeu, last August.

The 22-year-old driver Joel Bowlin was charged on Friday with two counts of driving with excess blood alcohol causing death. ¬†¬† Read more »