The PM’s hair pulling and Gallipoli really have broadsided the Green Taliban’s plans to get some good news about their party into the media.
Here are some media bites to let you know how their individual races towards achieving co-penis status is going.
Gareth Hughes says the Green Party’s ready for a new generation in to be leaders in parliament.
Mr Hughes doesn’t agree with naysayers who think he’s too young.
“Some people, very few are judging me on my looks and what are being described as boyish good looks.
“But the fact is I’m in my third term of Parliament now, I’ve been an MP for five years – I’ve had significant wins over the course of the time.”
On the defensive. Explaining is losing. Don’t address your weak points, emphasise your strengths. Score: 1/10. Co-penis chance: 17% Read more »