Happy Feet

Happy Feet Jnr dies without any help from Gareth Morgan

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via Stuff

Stuff reports

The royal penguin found critically unwell on the Wairarapa coast has died overnight.

The juvenile penguin, who was found at Tora on the southern Wairarapa coastline on Sunday had been cared for at The Nest at Wellington Zoo since Monday afternoon.

He was suffering from malnutrition, dehydration and kidney failure after coming ashore to moult while severely underweight. ¬† Read more »

What will Morgan’s big mouth cost him?

Now that Gareth Morgan has upset every animal lover, including every middle aged woman in New Zealand, can we expect some serious capital outflows from his underperforming KiwiSaver fund that bears his name? Why would people want to invest their money with someone who wants to kill all the cats?

And Kiwibank won’t be pleased with the bang up job Gareth is doing on the Kiwisaver fund they bought off Gareth a year ago?

I wonder if there are any clawback provisions for the purchase price since Gareth is now destroying their Kiwisaver brand?

Or has crafty Gareth chosen to open his mouth a full one year after the purchase date, perhaps conveniently outside any clawback date?

The TAB won’t be taking bets on how quickly Kiwibank will rebrand the Mad Moustache Fund into something a little less controversial.

Mad Morgan certainly knows no bounds when doing nutty things. In the last year or so he’s:

¬†Perhaps Morgan was drunk when he opened his mouth… we can call him Captain Morgan from now on…

What really happened to Happy Feet

via the tipline

There are many theories about what happened to Happy Feet…I think I now know…he was kidnapped!

From the band When Pets Attack.

Orca or Seal?

Happy Feet is no more.

The only question remaining is what had Happy Feet for lunch.My pick is a seal.

Makes you wonder why we spent thousands of dollars fattening up seal food.

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Pack your bags David, holiday in Hawaii

from Hansard:

Catherine Delahunty: Will he consider adopting the Green Party’s Equal Pay Amendment Bill, which requires employers to report on gender pay rates in their workplaces and release aggregated information on gender pay to employees on request; if not, why not?

Rt Hon JOHN KEY: As the bill has not been drawn from the ballot, we have not yet had an opportunity to consider it as a caucus. But I say to the member that there is probably more chance of Happy Feet having a holiday in Honolulu than there is of her bill ever being drawn, because the Labour Party is filibustering its entire parliamentary time to stop the Education (Freedom of Association) Amendment Bill.

Looks like David Farrar is off to Hawaii with John Key for a holiday.

You are who your friends are

Trevor Mallard has smeared plenty of people in his long, long, long career. He went a step too far in smearing me. Firstly I am not afraid of him, I don’t hold politicians in awe and I stand up to bullies.

Since beginning my¬†asymmetrical¬†war against Trevor he has¬†followed¬†the plan to the letter. He has engaged on silly issues, he has even challenged me to a bike race that I can’t lose, and he has kept up a constant stream of invective and abuse on Red Alert proving that not only is he unfit for government he is unfit for parliament.

Trevor Mallard doesn’t believe in freedom of association or even in freedom of speech. He certainly doesn’t¬†believe¬†he represents all New Zealanders as an MP. He smears, he denigrates….he roars like the crippled old stag that has lost his hinds.

Trevor likes to go trawling through peoples photos to attempt to draw conclusions. His logic is feeble and when he relies on rumours and gossip and lies he just looks hopeless. Today he even tries an attack on Happy Feet and me. Now Trevor used to be a school teacher, you would think a school teacher would know the difference between mighty Orca and a humpback whale. Trevor doesn’t. Probably explains why he became an MP instead of punishing children with his lack of intellect.

He thinks I missed that Happy Feet is a friend of his on Facebook. He is wrong. I knew that. I just wanted to do another post on another day. Unlike labour or Bomber I don’t fire all my shots in one go. They should have worked that out by now after I drip fed pain on to them with Whaleleaks, that I always hold stuff back.

Anyway since trevor thinks that because someone is a friend of yours on Facebook that you subscribe to their views or beliefs. That is why he, using his own logic, must be a man who supports the stoning of gays, is a Hollow Man, a drug lib­er­aliser, a filthy hater of poor and a per­son who walks goats and make bomb hoaxes. Now he is in the pay of the National party and Crosby|Textor as well as an evil right wing blogger.

Trevor Mallard is in the pay of National, a evil right wing bloggerYou are who your friends are Trevor. Plus even better I am now getting bonus payments for each post Trevor waste engaging me. Awesome thanks Trevor.

On another note, I think it is unconscionable for pure thought VRWC members (Not Happy Feet, he got biffed out) to be friends with filthy smear merchants and pathological liars like Trevor¬†Mallard. If according to trevor Mallard you are who you hang out with then I simply can’t be friends anymore¬†with¬†people who are pathological liars. De-friending will commence in 24 hours unless they¬†mend¬†their ways.

The wedding in Scotland isn't going well

From Stuff this morning looks like Happy Feet Farrar is a bit poorly. Clearly the Vodka Lime and Lemonade didn’t agree with him. As an aside, isn’t that a gay drink, given the lack of photos of his¬†imaginary¬†friend I think we may be onto something here.

Happy Feet Farrar stomach flushed