Herald Bombs

Who’s the Jackass now then?

This is the NZ Herald front page today.

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Unfortunately the lead story photograph is NOT a picture of Kiwi soldier Guy Boyland.

It is in fact a photo of deceased Jackass actor Ryan Dunn!

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I think the NZ Herald is really, really struggling with the whole digital media idea

 

The NZ Herald is really, really struggling with transition to digital environment.

This is obviously the NZ Herald’s desperate attempt to move their print version to digital.

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Oh dear lord.

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Wasps? Bees? Oh who cares they are both yellow and black

The Herald really out did itself yesterday.

They had a story about a wasp attack, headlined about bees, and capped it all off with stock photo of bees.

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NZ Herald recommissions a US aircraft carrier!

The Herald wrote this:

“Chinese warships are rapidly gaining new potency through advanced technology. This month a Song class diesel-electric attack submarine slipped past screening US warships to surface within striking range of the aircraft carrier USS Kittyhawk. That set the alarm bells ringing”.

Here is a screenshot in case they change it.

HERALD BOMB: Cut paste job from Wikipedia?

HERALD BOMB: Cut paste job from Wikipedia?

Someone else has noticed:

Here is the US Naval Department media release:

The aircraft carrier USS Kitty Hawk (CV 63) was decommissioned May 12 at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard & Intermediate Maintenance Facility in Bremerton, Wash., after more than 48 years of service.  Read more »

Dunne looks to have got himself a decent tan over the break.

Some time off has done wonders for Peter Dunne.

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via the NZ Herald. I mean, what did you expect?

I know the Herald keep a keen eye on me. Here’s something they might want to fix

The Herald’s mobile app for Android provides a link for downloading the software

Download the New Zealand Herald Android app here:
http://nzherald.co.nz/android-app/

Except in doesn’t.

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No need to thank me my friends at the Herald.  In fact, I helped you twice today.

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A New Year’s resolution? Prophecy? Nah we ‘shopped it for ya

Readers have sent in some ‘adjusted’ images of the Weekend Herald that probably more accurately reflect reader’s sentiments.

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CNN catches a dose of The Herald Bombs, The Herald points it out

I nearly rolled out of bed with laughter when I read this on The Herald app this morning. What could possibly be more ironic than The Horrid pointing out the bombs of another news agency? At least they now have an idea of what they look like though our eyes.

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Has the NZ Herald been partying too much?

Oh well they got the Thursday bit right.

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Don’t believe everything you read in the Herald

Astonishing really…wrong in the heading, wrong in the stand first…

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The actual number of votes addd tot he count is more like 35,000…the body of the article explains.

Of the additional votes counted, 24,866 were against the asset sales while 10,035 were in favour.

The final result is that 920,188 or 67.3 per cent of votes cast were against the programme while 442,985 or 32.4 per cent were in favour.

A check of the Electoral Commission website for the preliminary results vs the Final results shows it is about 35,000.

Simple stuff really.