Phone conference interception â€“ Highly Confidential Transcript.
(Not to be shared with ACC, MFAT Staffers that know Goof, or Boag)
MESS: Thanks everyone for joining me in this rather urgent phone conference, but before we start, letâ€™s just make sure everyone is tuned in â€“ so letâ€™s have a roll call of who is hereâ€¦ Russel, Kelly, and of course myself â€“ Messiaâ€¦ David – are all hereâ€¦ you there Trev? Yep – All present and unaccountableâ€¦ check! I know we were all looking forward to meeting in person again and also having more shakes at Mickey Dâ€™s as we try and organise our Party, but it seems recent events have somewhat steamrolled our agenda and strategy, requiring urgent new tactics and strategies because of the recent emergence of these new political parties. But hey, if us 3 are here at the same conference table â€“ where exactly are you Trev â€“ you sound like youâ€™re stuck in traffic?
TREV: Bloody scary ride in today I can tell ya. I thought I had my new bike pants on, but it seems I grabbed those bloody faulty Chinese lycraâ€™s with the reverse weave reversed â€“ and with this bloody strong Southerly and me still on my pickled cabbage and curried egg diet, my lycraâ€™s blew up like a spinnaker down-wind, giving me some extreme windage â€“ blowing me and my bike through 4 intersections and 3 Stop signs. People were sticking their heads out of car windows to see the spectacle â€“ but they soon were pulling their heads in and winding up the windows I can tell ya!
KELL: Thanks for that Trev. Youâ€™re just all class. Hey before you change out of your lycraâ€™s, can we borrow you for a meeting I have later with ACC? Theyâ€™re trying to dry up a very lucrative slushie of mine and I think youâ€™d make for a great negotiator in this instanceâ€¦
MESS: Of course you can, just remember the trickle down rules. Â Read more »