iPad

A proper response

The other day Boing Boing published an article about the Police in Georgia (the country not the state) and their new iPad like devices. In the article they added the following comment:

“100% guaranteed those crooked, fat, lazy cops will be using these devices primarily for porn and Russian gambling services.”

Boing Boing is clearly very widely read because the Georgian government responded. The letter is awesome and shows how you can turn a silly comment into a social media win. Labour should take note:

The article published on [Boing Boing on] January 12, 2012, about the initiative by the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia to introduce new portable field computers (so called “Police Pads”) ends with an anonymous quote declaring that “100% guaranteed those crooked, fat, lazy cops will be using these devices primarily for porn and Russian gambling services.”

Stereotypes like this are easy to toss out—but are quite simply incorrect. This quote does not reflect the productivity, effectiveness, transparency, and reliability of the police force in Georgia today, but rather the bygone era of the 1990s, a reality that has drastically changed thanks to an ambitious and successful reform process.

The reform process in Georgia began immediately after the 2003 Rose Revolution. The new government inherited a completely corrupt and bloated law-enforcement system. The systemic corruption and the high level of crime throughout the country resulted in a very low level of public trust: fewer than 10% of Georgians had confidence in the police, according to 2003 polls. And the very low average policeman’s salary (approximately $68 per month) made the soliciting of bribes routine.

Georgia has since made the creation of an efficient and modern police force a national priority, undertaking a series of reforms that sought to rebuild the national police force literally from the ground up. The entire national police force was fired, and a new force hired, trained and deployed with the aim of meeting the highest international standards of professionalism.

These reforms are widely regarded as an unqualified success. Having reduced corruption and bribe taking to levels comparable to those in Europe, the police in Georgia have earned the trust and respect of the public they serve:

•According to Transparency International’s latest Global Corruption Barometer, in terms of public perception Georgia has the world’s 5th least-corrupt police force, placing it ahead of Germany or even the United States;

•According to the survey conducted by the International Republican Institute (IRI) in November 2011, 87% of population have confidence in Police;

•According to a survey funded by the EU and conducted by GORBI Institute in 2011, Georgia has one of the lowest “victimization coefficients,” a measure that reflects public perceptions of crime and individual security.

On the subject of the so-called “Police Pads,” reforms have transformed what was once an antiquated backlog of paper files for car imports, registries, and customs. They have been replaced with new, cutting-edge technology capable of streamlining requests and filing paperwork in record time.

Georgia has much work to do in shaking off the vestiges of nearly a century of Soviet occupation, but the transformation of our police force into a modern and professional service is an achievement that Georgians are deeply proud of, and a symbol of our commitment to retake our rightful place in the European community.

January 16, 2012
Press Center of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia

No one will be under any illusion now as tot he fact that Georgia is a vibrant, modern, improving economy climbing out of the wreck of Soviet domination.

Why the internet wins over stupid laws

In Australia there has been an injunction placed on Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 because of a lawsuit between Samsung and Apple. It hasn’t stopped the punters however:

“If we could ask one question of Justice Bennett in the wake of her decision it would be this: does she really believe, in a global consumer economy, that there is any practical value in an Australian court slapping an injunction on a mass-market consumer product that is, in any event, widely available for purchase online?”

The only people affected by the injunction are the bricks and mortar retailers. Once again though it shows why legislators just don’t get it when it comes to technology versus the law.

Whalemobile Live

Whalemobile phone friendlyI have had heaps of requests for a mobile friendly site. I can now confirm that the new Whalemobile site is live.

You can view your favourite blog and comment from your iPhone, Blackberry, iPad or other smart device at whalemobile.gotcha.co.nz

Let me know how it goes….I’ve been testing it for a couple of weeks , along with a select group of fans.

Still looking for that sponsor for my new Blackberry….anyone?…anyone?

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Wednesday Weapons – .50cal vs. iPhone 4 and iPad

Rifle: Barrett M82A1
Round: .50 BMG 647gr M33 ball cartridge

Apparently Apple Care doesn’t cover .50cal bullet-holes.

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iPad – Will it Blend?

Of course it will.

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Tech Tuesday – More iPad Mockery

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Jobs cuts iPad's throat

I see no logical reason why Steve Jobs has decided that iPhone tethering for wireless internet access to an iPad is a no go, but he has.

from Mashable

The succinct answer was communicated by Jobs via email (from his iPhone) to Jezper Söderlund of Sweden who emailed Jobs to ask, “Will the wifi-only version somehow support tethering thru my iPhone?”

9to5Mac has both emails in question, along with email header information, and all indications point to the one word buzz-kill response being legit. You can read the text of the email inquiry and Jobs’ response below:

Söderlund’s email:

I’ll keep it short.

I’m Jezper from Sweden, a long time Apple fan, currently about to replace the very last computer at home with a brand spanking new iMac i7. I’m also awaiting the release of the iPad. However, I have one question:

Will the wifi-only version somehow support tethering thru my iPhone?

Two devices, based on the same OS, with already built-in technology to share one data plan suggests a secondary contract could possibly be redundant.

From the look of your keynote, where the iPad sits well between my MacBook Pro and my iPhone, I was hoping the three of them could interact as seamless as possible.

All the best,
Jezper Söderlund[a famous DJ in his own right]

Jobs’ response:

No.

Sent from my iPhone

The bottom line is that those of you who were hoping to buy the cheaper WiFi version of the iPad and tether your iPhone for 3G Internet access are out of luck.

I’d say that has pretty much screwed the iPad here in New Zealand where we are ripped off by our two biggest carriers for wireless data. This decision means essentially that the costly iPhone data plan would be applicable to the iPad. The idea of paying a per device monthly wireless Internet fee is suckful in the extreme. I call D.O.A.

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Tech Tuesday – The iMaxi

from Mashable

When it comes to branding its products, Apple is one of the most successful companies in the world. iPod has all but replaced the words “MP3 player,” and iPhone, MacBook, iMac and most of its other products are equally as successful.

The iPad, however, invokes an obvious joke, and that obvious joke just got very literal with the introduction of iMaxi, the protective case for the iPad that looks, well, like a completely different kind of pad.

Funny or not, this joke obviously isn’t going away, and when someone fashions it into a real, preorderable product, you have to admire the effort. The $40 price seems a little steep, though.

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Oh Dear, iPad hasn't got off to a good start

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuA_OUL91og – Hitler is informed about the Apple iPad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lui0-4IW64 – Hitler is informed and rants about the Apple
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmAoajNUwuc – Hitler is informed that his iPad rant was uploaded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8w6ljzwnCU – Hitler is informed there are lots of Hitler iPad

I don’t think I have seen so many parodies of one new product. it is a stupid name, only poofs and girly-men will buy them I reckon

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Is it just me or does the Apple iPad suck?

I can’t believe the fuss. This product from Apple is disappointing with a capital ‘D’.

It is easier to list what it doesn’t have:

  • No Multi-tasking
  • No Drag and Drop File Management
  • No USB Port (Killer mistake)
  • No SD Slot
  • No Flash (deadly error)
  • No HDMI Out
  • No 1080p Playback
  • No Native Widescreen
  • No Camera (just plain stupid)
  • No Full GPS
  • No Open SDK

All that equals NO SALE!

This video which predates the iPad by several years is….well….apt.

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