Fatty Boomsticks has run to his favourite tame reporter to spin the failure of his latest venture.
David “Anal” Fisher tries his best but the stench of failure is emanating from Dotcom’s fat arse.
Kim Dotcom’s launch of his latest venture has hit a last-minute problem, aborting its launch on the fifth anniversary of the FBI-inspired raid which saw the entrepreneur arrested.
The reason for the stall is unknown but it came with less than 90 minutes before it was due to launch.
Dotcom had forecast the new online storage and payment system would be worth billions of dollars.
But after forecasting the imminent launch about 5am today, Dotcom posted to Twitter: ‘Sorry but there has been an expected hiccup. Will tell you all about it later today. Let this play out and give me some time to update you.’
…When the Herald asked early afternoon, Dotcom emailed to say: ‘We hit a roadblock today…
‘We are working on it and I can’t comment on what happened yet.