Local Body Politics

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Shane Jones must be a very nervous MP right about now. His benefactor Bill Liu aka Yang Liu aka William Yan aka Yong Ming Yan has been arrested.

Police have charged a multi-millionaire businessman, who was granted New Zealand citizenship in controversial circumstances, with making false declarations on immigration papers and using fake identities to obtain a passport.

Yong Ming Yan – also known as Bill Liu, Yang Liu and William Yan – was supported in his citizenship bid last year by Labour MPs Dover Samuels and Chris Carter, and National MP Pansy Wong.

Police arrested him last Saturday as he was about to board a plane to leave the country.

He appeared in Manukau District Court, and is facing 12 charges in relation to false declarations on his immigration papers, having false passports and using deception to gain citizenship.

My understading of the case is that Pansy just wrote a letter. Dover Samuels and Chris Carter will be a little nervous but Shane Jones will probably be in a conference with his lawyers today and praying that Bill Liu doesn’t squeal like a piggy.

There are plenty of useless Facebook apps and this one isn’t particularly useful but I have eff-all else to do when it popped up as an invite from someone so I gave it a go.

The app is Which President are You? and you get , as is usual with these things, to answer some silly questions.

Anyway as you can see I am Andrew Jackson and the advice given is sage if you happen to want to cross me. I think the quiz is very accurate.

If anyone gets Obama take yourself out the back and shoot yourself in the head will you.

I was browsing through some comments on MP’s Facebook sites when I came across this little gem.

The kid who started a “Kick a Ginger” group on Facebook is being investigated by police after reports of attacks on redhead children.

Nearly 5,000 people joined the online campaign which urged members to “get them steel toes ready” for a day of booting this week.

As usual bleeding heart liberals are blaming none other than a recent episode of the cartoon South Park, in which a young character called Cartman describes people with red hair as evil and soulless.

The Group appears to be gone.

No worries, you can join in these Ginger support groups;

Ginger Kids – Help find a Cure

“you’re not strawberry blonde, you’re ginger, deal with it”

Ginger Kids Have No Souls

Deborah Hill-Cone has written an entire NZ Herald article about people’s Facebook status changes after the election. The VRWC seems to get quite a lot of mention and I am in the second paragraph except, Deborah, daaaaaaaarhling, I said I was as “happy as a pig in shit”. Bloody sub-editors ruining good articles in the interests of political correctness.

Still at least WOBH gets its full mention, perhaps the subby is a little thicker than most.

Deborah tries to apply to join the VRWC, she wouldn’t qualify as a full member because a) she has lefty friends, b) we ask you, not the other way round;

Still, I should be grateful. I was only feeling moderately chuffed about the Nats’ victory – given everything else that is going on in the world it seems a bit academic – until I read Trotter’s column which was enough to make me want to rush out and sign up for the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, doncha know). My Facebook status has said “Deborah Hill Cone is toired” for the last three days. I am going to change it to “Deborah Hill Cone is bloody delighted.”

And that was because Chris Trotter was being an onanist.

Facebook has been running a secret project on delivering Facebook for Seniors. A screenshot has been leaked to WOBH.

I wonder when they will learn that Facebook isn’t private. I’ve added the text but the photo is of Moana Mackey and her pussy.

Key ahead in Facebook race for voters – National Party leader John Key appears to be winning the battle of cyberspace, with almost three times the number of supporters on the same social networking site as Prime Minister Helen Clark.
Since beginning his Facebook page… [NZ Politics]

I all other things Clark is behind so it stands to reason she is also behind in the Facebook stakes.

I wonder when she will get that “L” is for Loser not Labour.

Welcome to my new feature for Sunday. “Girl’s with Guns”, it may alo be called “Name the Firearm”.

Here is the first image, see if you can name the firearm.