Local Body Politics

John Roughan describes the monster we’ve created – and it needs to be slain

John Roughan has a killer op-ed. Should councils be concerned about the Arts?   Should they be calling for tolls on roads they don’t own?  What about banning stuff they can not legally ban?

So without enough to do, the elected body ponders long-term planning objectives and reads a great deal of paper on subjects such as environmental sustainability. It is getting so that every time the Auckland Council says or does something it causes me to wonder, do we need elected councils?

Seriously. The whole of New Zealand has a population no bigger than a decent-sized world city. Can a population of four million support more than one elected body? By “support” I mean give the body real power.

Power forces an elected body to use common sense. Without power an elected body can easily become a talking shop of pointless, though possibly perfectly rational, proposals that we are never going to see.

Councils get into the vicious circle about trying to meet targets that then become the driver for sub-objectives that lose complete sight of what they are there for in the first place.   As you have seen with our New Zealand’s Silliest Local Body Spending Competitions, it gets seriously out of control.  Read more »

Why is there no law to rein in dodgy ratbag local body politicians?

Former ARC Councillor Bill Burrill is not the first dodgy ratbag Councillor to trough from abuses of power to his own pecuniary advantage in recent years.

A few years back in 2009 Council Watch was calling for a number of Councillors from the Canterbury Regional Council to be prosecuted and sacked from their positions after an investigation by the Auditor General Lyn Provost found that four individuals had broken the law by acting in conflict with their official role.

Back then those Canterbury Councillors failed to declare a conflict on interest that lead to a financial benefit for themselves by participating in discussion and voting on proposals before Council.

Under investigation the Auditor General’s office chose not to prosecute stating that whilst the Councillors should have withdrawn as a matter of principle – they had each received and shared legal advice that they could participate.

And here in lies the problem. The Auditor General and Office of the Ombudsmen publish clear guidelines for Councillors and council staff but the reality is that the law is erroneously filled with holes that are exploited and there is precious little oversight of Local Government leading to the Auditor General loathing to bother and the Court’s uninterested.

Why this is concerning is that whilst central Government politicians are placed under the spotlight and sometimes prosecuted for their actions (think Taito Phillip Field by way of example) there appears to be virtually no scrutiny of politicians at a local level.

“A widespread and systemic lack of compliance for the law exists within Local Government” noted Council Watch back in 2009.    Read more »

New Zealand’s Silliest Local Government Spending Competition

Following on from Whaleoil’s successful “New Zealand’s Dodgiest Local Body Politician”, won by Murray Douglas formerly of the extremely dodgy Hawke’s Bay Regional Council we are now running another competition.

New Zealand’s Silliest Local Government Spending is an ongoing competition highlight the most stupid spending by a local body. Lord knows there is plenty of competition from around the country and we want readers to contribute their nominations either via the tipline or in the comments section.

Readers are asked to help us decide how we should structure this competition. We have a sponsor who is willing to put up prizes.

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Local Government Roulette – come play, it’s free

Soon we’ll have to pick from a very shallow talent pool that is the bunch of dodgy misfits that are standing for Mayor in your area.  Here’s one that I found in the corner of the barrel (care of Stuff)

Wayne Young, aka Tamaki Drive Man

Wayne Young

[Occupation] Unknown

Young says he was made homeless after he was forced into a mortgagee sale of his leaky home, an apartment in the Auckland suburb of Parnell. Young could not afford to pay for the necessary repairs and a bailiff finally evicted him from the property in 2010. He is now sleeping in his car. It is the second time he has run for mayor and the honesty he brings to his motivations is refreshing. “To be honest the salary of a quarter of a million dollars for mayor appeals,” he says. But he has policy also. He believes the council is saddled with too many council-controlled organisations costing several hundred million dollars, and believes services can be provided cheaper. Not surprisingly given his background as a victim of the leaky home saga, he also has a focus on building and construction inspections. He says: “We remain sceptical of opponents that offer their visionary finance strategies already implemented and deeply ingrained in the media psyche. And technically the half-million-dollar candidate expenditure potentially comes from the ratepayers. I pray the majority of voters are not so easily taken advantage of under my leadership.”

Lives Homeless, lives in his car.

Big Idea To provide non-profit water, refuse collection and maintenance of sewage, footpaths and roads, and also “proper” building and construction inspections.

Biggest Mistake Losing his house in upmarket Parnell.

What you’ll find likeable Waves at motorists and holds up cheeky signs on Auckland’s Tamaki Drive each weekday morning.

What could be irritating Waves at motorists and holds up cheeky signs on Auckland’s Tamaki Drive each weekday morning.

He wants to run New Zealand’s Super City.

But astoundingly, and scarily at the same time, so do these people Read more »

Cougar Barbie

This is just so wrong but is SFW.

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Bill Liu arrested, wonder how long before Jones is?

Shane Jones must be a very nervous MP right about now. His benefactor Bill Liu aka Yang Liu aka William Yan aka Yong Ming Yan has been arrested.

Police have charged a multi-millionaire businessman, who was granted New Zealand citizenship in controversial circumstances, with making false declarations on immigration papers and using fake identities to obtain a passport.

Yong Ming Yan – also known as Bill Liu, Yang Liu and William Yan – was supported in his citizenship bid last year by Labour MPs Dover Samuels and Chris Carter, and National MP Pansy Wong.

Police arrested him last Saturday as he was about to board a plane to leave the country.

He appeared in Manukau District Court, and is facing 12 charges in relation to false declarations on his immigration papers, having false passports and using deception to gain citizenship.

My understading of the case is that Pansy just wrote a letter. Dover Samuels and Chris Carter will be a little nervous but Shane Jones will probably be in a conference with his lawyers today and praying that Bill Liu doesn’t squeal like a piggy.

Which President?

There are plenty of useless Facebook apps and this one isn’t particularly useful but I have eff-all else to do when it popped up as an invite from someone so I gave it a go.

The app is Which President are You? and you get , as is usual with these things, to answer some silly questions.

Anyway as you can see I am Andrew Jackson and the advice given is sage if you happen to want to cross me. I think the quiz is very accurate.

If anyone gets Obama take yourself out the back and shoot yourself in the head will you.

Whaleoil is Andrew Jackson

Why MP's need Facebook – Feedback

I was browsing through some comments on MP’s Facebook sites when I came across this little gem.

Facebook Feedback

Facebook 'Kick a Ginger' campaign prompts attacks on redheads

Kick a GingerThe kid who started a “Kick a Ginger” group on Facebook is being investigated by police after reports of attacks on redhead children.

Nearly 5,000 people joined the online campaign which urged members to “get them steel toes ready” for a day of booting this week.

As usual bleeding heart liberals are blaming none other than a recent episode of the cartoon South Park, in which a young character called Cartman describes people with red hair as evil and soulless.

The Group appears to be gone.

No worries, you can join in these Ginger support groups;

Ginger Kids – Help find a Cure
“you’re not strawberry blonde, you’re ginger, deal with it”
Ginger Kids Have No Souls

 

D H-C writes an entire article about people's Facebook status

Deborah Hill-Cone has written an entire NZ Herald article about people’s Facebook status changes after the election. The VRWC seems to get quite a lot of mention and I am in the second paragraph except, Deborah, daaaaaaaarhling, I said I was as “happy as a pig in shit”. Bloody sub-editors ruining good articles in the interests of political correctness.

Still at least WOBH gets its full mention, perhaps the subby is a little thicker than most.

Deborah tries to apply to join the VRWC, she wouldn’t qualify as a full member because a) she has lefty friends, b) we ask you, not the other way round;

Still, I should be grateful. I was only feeling moderately chuffed about the Nats’ victory – given everything else that is going on in the world it seems a bit academic – until I read Trotter’s column which was enough to make me want to rush out and sign up for the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, doncha know). My Facebook status has said “Deborah Hill Cone is toired” for the last three days. I am going to change it to “Deborah Hill Cone is bloody delighted.”

And that was because Chris Trotter was being an onanist.