I supported marriage equality mainly because it was right but also because I believed that everyone deserves a mother in law.
It simply wasn’t fair for heterosexuals to bear the burden alone.
The Telegraph has a handy check list for those happy gay couples thinking of tying the knot in order to identify what type of Mother in Law they will be enjoying for the foreseeable future after their nuptials.
My favourites are:
3 â€“ The Apologist
Sheâ€™ll ring in the middle of childrenâ€™s teatime, when baby is choking on lumps and his brother is painting his own name in mashed potato on the French doors. â€śIs this a bad time?â€ť she simpers. â€śI know what itâ€™s likeâ€ť. â€śItâ€™s OK,â€ť you spit out, catching a glob of shepherdâ€™s pie in your free hand. You wonder if she didnâ€™t start out like that, whether it might not occur to you to feel annoyed. She tiptoes around you like a gopher in a bear cave, apologising for her own existence, until you canâ€™t help but snap.
â€śOh dearâ€ť, she sighs, with the dying breath of the little match girl striking her last flame. â€śIt seems Iâ€™ve overstayed my welcome.”Â Read more »