masturbation
If god did not want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter, surely?
If god did not want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter, and not given us opposable thumbs, surely?
Richard Dawkins visits a anti-masturbation course:
There are two types of people in the world…wankers and liars. So come on you liars now that you know that wanking is the devils work…how about a little poll to find out how much lying you’ve been doing: Read more »
“She” is a dud root
Cactus Kate blogs about person who writes to Wendyl Nissen, of all people, for sex advice:
Wendyl then has a go at hot young chicks and suggests because “Confused” called herself “very pretty” and has “a great body” that she has a too high opinion of herself in the looks department. Nonsense.
1. No woman in their twenties or thirties writes into a woman’s magazine they can share with their mother and calls themselves “very pretty”. Maybe someone in their forties or fifties uses that term but come on? Hot? Babe? Gorgeous?
2. Even if the letter is bona fide, the reason that a woman this hot cannot get the man to come back even a second time before her texts are not answered is, lets face it, she is not giving head or if she is appalling at it.
3. Don’t women have enough body issues? Lets take this rare youngster confident enough to say she looks good, down a peg or two for daring to rate herself.
Summary of all that…the “person” who wrote to Wendyl Nissen is a dud root. Next.
Wendyl then gives a namby pamby answer about the man being threatened by sex toys.
The above is a ridiculous scenario. It just would not happen.
No straight man would worry about their wife having sex toys. He would be delighted and be online within seconds suggesting more. He is either gay and doesn’t want her to know it by enjoying another dick in the bed or she purchased a dildo larger than his member and he’s got stage fright. As for his reaction, they all bought the toys. Why didn’t he think they all thought their husbands were crap in bed?
Could be worse, he might like gobbling cock himself, of his best mate, after the missus has gone to bed, in the lounge. Still moaning about the missus having some sex toy…definitely gay…in the lame sense of the word.
Bottom line, I reckon these letters are autobiographical…and self sourced. Does Wendyl have a belly button ring?
The war continues
The war between Scott Yorke and Martyn Bradbury continues after Martyn Bradbury lamely sledged Scott in one of his posts:
I actually have better things to do on a Sunday morning than watch TV (like build Lego with my kids and do the chores). I could count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I’ve ever watched Q&A.
It seems clear that in your feverish imagination I am the representative of all that is wrong with the world, but that’s cool. I’m not here to tell you how you should think.
But maybe it’s time to accept, Martyn, that you have a problem. You’ve become irrelevant. Your ranting and raving was very endearing when you were younger, but aren’t broadcasters supposed to mature and develop?
And, seriously, do you really believe abusing and insulting anyone with a more nuanced opinion than your own on any particular topic makes you influential?
I suppose I should just be grateful that the best my adversary can offer is a lame masturbation metaphor. Maybe your average reader is fourteen years old and that sort of humour works on your site, but I felt kind of sad for you when I read it.
Surely you can do better than that.
Tagged: blogging • blogs • Martyn Bradbury • Martyn Bradbury Realty • masturbation • media • Scott Yorke
Has Shane Jones skipped the country for Sweden?
It could be that Shane Jones has skipped the country:
Irate neighbours upset by the high-volume moans of a noisy masturbator in southern Sweden won’t get any help from local public authorities to help rub out the problem.
The screaming orgasms that came when the man pleasured himself really rubbed his neighbours the wrong way, prompting them to file a complaint against the man last August.
“He moans louder than an animal… I can feel how it affects my state of mind,” one neighbour wrote in the complaint.
In their filing with the Malmö environmental administration (Miljöförvaltningen), the neighbours not only brought up the man’s disturbing masturbatory noises, but also took issue with his habit of watching television at exceeding high volumes.
But demands that something be done to rectify the matter fell on deaf ears.
The Tug Doctor Charged
A tradesman allegedly caught by TV3 cameras committing an indecent act at a customer’s home was granted name suppression when he appeared in court today.
The carpet cleaner at the centre of a hidden camera sting by the Target consumer affairs show appeared in Manukau District Court this morning on charges of burglary and wilfully accessing a computer.
He was bailed to reappear on June 6, TV3 reported.
More charges could follow.
Meanwhile TV3 continues to keep blocking copies of the video appearing on Youtube. Why don’t they just put up their own video and cash in?
UPDATE: The video is now up on Live Leaks
Panty Sniffer and worse
Target last night featured a carpet cleaner who spent more time sniffing panties, watching porn and tugging off.
UPDATE: TV3 have blocked the video… clearly they don’t like people viewing their shows. Thick c*nts.
UPDATE 2: You can’t keep it off the net for long. TV3 whould just put it on Youtube themselves and enjoy the love.
Some people cope with stress in different ways
I bet he regretting his chosen method of stress relief now:
The co-head of a viral online campaign to hunt down Ugandan war criminal Joseph Kony has been hospitalised after being found semi-naked in the street, masturbating, police and his boss said on Friday.
The head of Invisible Children, the organisers of the internet campaign sensation, said Jason Russell was receiving medical care for “exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition.”
Parliament's Biggest Wanker
Shane Jones has finally admitted what we knew already. He got the taxpayer to pay for his tug films.
Here is the full RadioLIVE interview in which Shane Jones makes his revelation.
When Five Chins Cocks said he was a movie buff he really meant he liked watching movies in the buff [shudder].
He can’t really expect us to believe that he watched but didn’t tug, can we?
More questions remain though. Was he alone when he watched the movies? What are his fetishes? Anal? Bondage? Group? Or just plain old objectification of women? Many, many question that we need to know.
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