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Stylish website, The Civilian, according to the Herald

The Herald may have decided to run all its stories through the spellcheck, however one reporter doesn’t know the difference between satirical and sartorial.

Turns out that The Civilian website by Ben Uffindell is not only funny but really well dressed.

X Factor fans have gone into a frenzy after a sartorial website posted a fake story announcing Tom Batchelor as the winner.

The Civilian appeared to have crashed as viewers of the show flooded the site.

The story said a technical error resulted in TV3 airing the final episode months before it was supposed to.  Read more »

Oh the hypocrisy from the Herald

I see the Herald has an article that quotes Bernard Hickey and other commentators where they are surprised that banks are offering freebies for people to sign up new loans – “buying your business with your money”.

Flat-screen televisions, cash for groceries and even iPads – banks are competing to offer more attractive prizes to sweeten home loan deals as higher interest rates are forecast.

But commentators warn the prizes should be viewed only as a bonus once a loan has been settled.

One says the giveaways are “essentially buying your business with your money”.

With little separating their advertised fixed mortgage rates, banks are dangling “free” giveaways to lure prospective customers from rival banks.

Oh how terrible…

Dr Claire Matthews, of Massey University’s centre for banking studies, said people should study the entire home loan deal – including fees, terms and conditions – before being tempted by cash or giveaways.

“It might be that if you’ve got two banks that are almost identical, and one is offering a 52-inch television, then, hey, you might as well go for the television as well.

“But if somebody is offering a better deal, despite the 52-inch television you may not be better off.”

Economic commentator Bernard Hickey said similar giveaways were seen during the 2002-2007 property boom.

“But then, the banks tended to simply use price as their main way to win market-share. This time, they are being a bit more cautious about that, mainly because they want to preserve their profit margins.

The cost of such incentives were often simply added on to the mortgage, Mr Hickey said.

“What they are doing with these offers, is essentially buying your business with your money.”

And what about the Herald? They offer free stuff to win subscribers…plus their reader promotions…they even use a call centre to beg people to stay with free newspapers.

What a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites.

 

Insensitive much?

Do you think the Herald was maybe a little insensitive advertising glaziers on the same page as this story?

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Headline of the Day

And the award goes to Red Radio for this classic:

RNZ-hotd

I agree entirely. How about we start with some decent teachers?

More ineptness from decent journalists, trained and skilled

Following on from the post about the misleading article about 3D Printer guns we have this little story about a plane that doesn’t exist.

An urgent liver donation, flown in a jet from Sydney to Auckland this morning, was delayed in reaching a critically ill patient.

Thick fog in Auckland forced the Beechcraft Citation carrying the donated liver to divert to Tauranga Airport where a road ambulance was preparing to drive the organ to Auckland about 9.45am.

As proof here is a screen cap of the article…complete with a file photo of some fog and some planes that aren’t a Beechcraft Citation.

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Now this is just inept from the Herald

One of the Herald editors claimed that his staff were “decent journalists, trained and skilled”.

Yet on a daily basis they serve up complete rubbish. Take the article about the 3d printer designs for a pistol which I have covered extensively for the past few days.

They have decided it is time to run a story on it.

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Wow, a $377 spendup according to the Herald

The government is set to spend $377 million upgrading state houses…not that you’d know of you read the Herald article about it.

They said the government was spending just $377…miserly bastards…surely they could have rounded it up to $400.

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Sorry to burst your bubble Shayne…actually no I’m not

Shayne Currie and all the other “decent journalists, trained and skilled” at the NZ Herald are all cock-a-hoop that they won their fair share in the media duopoly awards on Friday night.

Even David Fisher, Kim Dotcom’s PR go to guy, got an award. Just goes to show just how far NZ journalism has sunk when an “embedded journalist” gets an award for re-writing what a lawyer has released as news.

But on the day that they are skiting to all their readers they visit this travesty upon us all

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You flee, you die

The fourth man in the car that tried to flee the Police is near death, or dead, one can’t tell from media reports, especially from the NZ Herald, who have changed their online story three four times and still the front page shows he has died….click through to the story and it says he is near death….and then just a short time ago they changed it again…apparently he has died…even though the front page shows he is near death..or dead…oh I am so confused now.

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So, out of 350 business leaders, how many subscribe to NZ Herald [POLL RESULT]

I ran a story this morning, with an associated poll

Yesterday I gave a speech to 350 business people at an industry AGM. I was the last speaker.

I won’t go into what I was speaking about but as part of my speech I asked the room how many people here subscribe to a daily newspaper and have it delivered.

These are all business people, many from the Herald distribution areas. Firstly I asked for Herald subscribers. Then for Dompost or The Press.

How many do you think raised their hands as subscribers to the Herald?

If you answered 5, then you were correct.

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