I attended the Botany candidates debate last night. Funny how Michael Wood keeps on insisting that Jami-lee Ross won’t debate with him yet there are debates scheduled. Anyway it was a fun night, for me. Not so sure about others.
For a very fair and accurate assessment of the night check Belinda McCammon’s article on Stuff.
Jami-Lee Ross proved to be a safe-pair of hands for National, sticking to message and sounding knowledgeable and confident well beyond his years.
Labour’s Michael Wood, Ross’ main challenger, did his best to target Ross but at times came unstuck.
Wood drew a shout of “hypocrite Labour” from the floor when he said he did not support privatisation with Ross wasting no time capitalising on it, saying the National Government had learnt from the mistakes of ministers like Phil Goff.
Wood said he would champion more community services and especially targeted the need for parents to have their early childcare funding restored.
Michael Wood banged on endlessly about ECE, which is actually quite funny in Botany because it simply isn’t an issue, in fact one ECE centre on Te Irirangi Road, the busiest road in the electorate, has a great big Jami-lee Ross sign in its front yard. Michael is of course simply running the lines of his union boss missus. Labour keep repeating the lie that National has cut ECE funding when the facts demonstrably show otherwise. Under Labour funding for ECE was $900M, under National it has risen to $1.4B. I can’t see how that can be called a cut, but Labour does have a propensity to lie.
There was one union trollop there dressed in her ECE cuts lie t-shirt. One wag remarked that only stupid union fools would have shirts emblazoned with the word “STOP” on a green coloured shirt. Surely the shirts should have been red? Green signaling go like at traffic lights.
One observation from the meeting I have is that the time honoured art of political heckling seems to have been lost. Labour bussed in about 20 lickspittles, including tired old 80s hack Richard Northey. Their heckling skills are sadly woeful. Their single tactic is to shout, boo or hiss in an attempt to drown out speakers. There are no witty one-liners, no quick facts and in reality no ability to stop other hecklers like me.
Need proof, look at what Belinda McCammon tweeted during the meeting.

Given her fair assessment of the evening that is pretty high praise. The only other heckler of note was actually one of mad Penny Brights band of two supporters, both resplendent in their tin-foil hats, ok so they weren’t wearing tin-foil hats but Penny Bright did have her dead cat balanced on her hat.
It does seem that the skills of good heckling are sadly in decline. I’m of a mind to conduct training sessions for all comers. Still it was a fun night, even if there were precious few locals in attendance. I did however manage to find one, yes just one, local Labour supporter. He was quite proud of the fact that he was the only one and upon chatting with him I found out he is an avid reader of the blog.
Phil Goff’s dad was there too. I quipped that he lived closer to Mt Roskill than his son did.
The next debate, yes there is another one this week, least Michael Wood scream that there isn’t, is one organised by the NZEI. Yep Jami-lee Ross is going to front a debate organised by a union. It is ECE focused and of course has been organised by Wood’s union boss missus who is the NZEI ECE coordinator. I expect it will be a see of green t-shirts and more loud booing, and hissing as that is all Labour flunkies seem capable of. I might video their tantrums and put them on Youtube so you can all enjoy the spectacle.